Funny Clips/Pics, Jokes and links

[fradi]

My hungarian is not that good. Did kicsi matyi ask his father if he could put the meat in the computer because it was frozen?

[Elyria]

My hungarian is not that good. Did kicsi matyi ask his father if he could put the meat in the computer because it was frozen?
Haha, no. Feri said the computer had to be taken to the service... he doesn't know the restart button, obviously.

[MagyarGyerek]

My hungarian is not that good. Did kicsi matyi ask his father if he could put the meat in the computer because it was frozen?

no he said he wanted to play a game on the PC but it wasn't working, so his dad said that it had froze and has to be taken to get fixed in the morning. The woman came over, im guessing the szomszed, said that her fridge isn't working, and when the mom told the boys that they can go on the PC after dinner, the father said no because the computer is 'frozen' and then the woman asked if she could put her meat in the pc, and then he explained that when you say the pc is frozen it means it's not working :)

[Don Papi]

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:D

[Bentex]

boys will be boys :) ... but poor girl.

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[Bentex]

Sorry American friends but this is funny :D
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2007/01/more-of-our-brightest.wmv

[Pista]

Your right, the Yanks are very stupid!

[Pista]

Your right, the Yanks are very stupid!

[Máté]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dIfs6nzv0I

Amazing animals :D

Really amazing!

[Don Papi]

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:howler:

[Bentex]

lol

[Pali bácsi]

Fark Headline:



(http://go.fark.com/cgi/fark/go.pl?i=2591005&l=http://www.denverpost.com/portlet/article/html/fragments/print_article.jsp%3FarticleId%3D5164921%26siteId%3 D36) Unlikely

"After three-week treatment, Ted Haggard completely cured of his desire to perform oral sex on men. Married men agree that the same treatment worked wonders on their wives as well, but they called it a honeymoon"

For those of you who don't know the joke, Ted Haggard is an evangelical conservative that got caught buying sex from a homosexual prostitute.

[MagyarGyerek]

what was this?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dO1-iLlH27E

[Bentex]

:howler:

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[fradi]

Lol

[fradi]

What's a hungarian flag doing at a Borussia Dortmund match?Where's was the crown in the flag?

[Máté]

Sorry this is only for native speakers :)

> Melyik gyerekdalra ismersz rá?
>
> 1.
> Figyelem!
> Sürgösen megkérünk minden házzal rendelkezö puhatestüt, hogy
> ingatlanát záros határidön belül hagyja el, az annak külsö felszínén
> keletkezett, és azóta is folyamatban lévö tüzeset miatt. A
> károsultakat folyékony és félig megszilárdult tejipari termékekkel
> kártalanítjuk, amelyek együttes mennyisége egyelöre két napi fejadagot
> tesz ki.
>
> 2.
> Sürgös figyelmeztetés minden kiskorú Katalin nevü lakosunk részére!
> Tudomásunkra jutott, hogy a hazánkba betörö oszmán csapatok Önöket
> célpontjuknak tekinthetik. Áldozataikat elöször mély nátrium-kloridos
> forrásban szeretnék megmeríteni, majd pedig abroncsok alsó
> tesztelésére használják fel. Tájékoztatjuk Önöket továbbá, hogy a nagy
> sebességgel közeledö oszmán csapatok, megérkezésük után fejlövéssel
> történö kivégzést foganatosítanak.
>
> 3.
> Megkérünk mindenkit, aki lépéseit nem tudja az általunk megadott
> ritumushoz koordinálni, ne álljon sorba este az üzemi konyhán, mivel
> számukra rétest biztosítani nem áll módunkban. Felhívnánk viszont a
> figyelmet az említett táplálék pozitív tulajdonságaira, valamint arra,
> hogy Honvédségünk számára kifejezetten ezt az ételtípust írják elö a
> hivatalos szervek.
>
> 4.
> Mivel a körzetünkben észlelhetö csókák csípése madárinfluenzával
> fenyegethet, valamint látásában korlátozott kiskorú varjak jelenléte
> is aggodalomra adhat okot, gyermekünk keresztanyja két lóerös
> jármüvéért küldetett. Meg kell azonban tagadnom ezt a kérését, mivel a
> közlekedési eszközt szintén potenciánlis veszélyforrások, pontosabban
> tollas baromfiak foglalták el.
>
> 5.
> Teljesen felújított, eredeti meghajtással rendelkezö
> nosztalgiavonat indul
> a második vágányról Kanizsa állomásra. Megerösítjük,
> hogy a vonat a
> kanizsai pályaudvarra megy. A szerelvény elején az
> irányítási funkciókért a
> gépész-menedzser felel, az, aki a szerelvényt hajtó
> mozdony irányvektorát
> és sebességét meghatározza.
> Más források szerint vonatkíséröként az utolsó
> kocsiban tartózkodik az a
> töltött tésztaféleség, amelynek feje
> táplálkozásunk egyik legfontosabb gumós
> gyökérnövényévé alakult.

[bpblueandwhite]

This is very LOOOOOL

[Bentex]

This is hilarious :dielaugh: :dielaugh:

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[Bentex]

WTF? :googly:
http://s99.photobucket.com/albums/l294/kenaroth/

[Máté]

This one?

http://s99.photobucket.com/albums/l294/kenaroth/?action=view&current=****.jpg

Obviously, he fell in love with Hungarians :tongue:

[Bentex]

Yeah that one :) but I post the other link because that one was censored :)

[Bentex]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

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[Elyria]

Hehe, bad joke generator (http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/joke?subject=Magyar+foci&words=gera%2C+huszti%2C+varhidi%2C+hrepka%2C+nemet h%2C+priskin%2C+kirly%2C+flp%2C+juhasz%2C+balogh%2 C+vanczk%2C+bodnr%2C+vass%2C+drdai%2C+toth%2C+sndo r+gyorgy%2C+kanta%2C+farkas%2C+filkor%2C+bodor%2C+ halmosi%2C+buzsaky%2C+bentex%2C+koman) :D
What's Magyar foci's favourite film?
Prisking Kong

Where does Magyar foci go on holiday?
Kantarctica

What does Magyar foci eat for breakfast?
Filkorn Flakes

Where does Magyar foci go on holiday?
Bentexico ;)

[Bentex]

Bentexico sounds like a great place to go on holiday :party:

[Elyria]

Yeah, must be a cool place. :D
It couldn't think up a joke with my name, though. :(

[Bentex]

Here is the reason you shouldn't drink so much that you pass out among 'friends' :)

http://theuniverse.bizarrearea.com/never-drink-with-friends.php

[Guest.]

:howler: :thumbsup:

[PJrules]

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/415808/bad_girls_club/
:D

[Bentex]

LoL! I remember the fist time I got onto the internet my friend sneaked me into the university computer rooms and I got loads of porn pop ups when I was looking for exchange rates :) :) back then I didn't know how to close a browser :D

[Bentex]

Poor teacher :howler: :howler: :howler:

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[Carbajal]

Talking about teachers... I liked this one:

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[Pali bácsi]

It was done in Concord, MA. A beautiful city in New England.

[Bentex]

I managed to watch 5 seconds before I turned it off :eek:

[MagyarGyerek]

same!

[Bentex]

How men and women take showers :D

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[Don Papi]

:howler: nice one

[Bentex]

another Harry Enfield classic :thumbsup: the story is that he finds it hard to accept his son is gay and says all the wrong things.... hilarious :D

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[Elyria]

Hilarious. :howler:
"...and he died..."
"Car crash"
"Oh, thank God for that!" xD

[Bentex]

There is another very funny clip from their Christmas day. I'm trying to find that. If I can't I'll upload it myself...but only in ten days :)

[PJrules]

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/433188/amazing_hillclimb/
:eek: looks like fun:pp

[Carbajal]

This is absolutely awful :) Great.
Now that I know how to post, my all-time favourite politically absolutely uncorrect Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

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[Pali bácsi]

There is another very funny clip from their Christmas day. I'm trying to find that. If I can't I'll upload it myself...but only in ten days :)

That was funny!

Triumph is one of my favorites.

[Elyria]

http://www.mkkp.hu/ :D

[szövkap]

:D

[Bentex]

There have been some great pics in the WWE forum that need to be posted here :)

Racism in Ukrainian football still exists:

http://shakhtar.com/icons/shakhtar/foto/matches/foto/4562_mt_max.jpg

http://www.avtorinok.com.ua/images/com_datsogallery/img_pictures/med_fotoprikol_0068.jpg

http://www.xoxma.com.ua/foto/prikol3/auto_cazus_006.jpg

http://www.xoxma.com.ua/foto/prikol3/podborka_13_12_06_01.jpg

:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

http://i16.tinypic.com/2i75tso.jpg

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/6812/1032nr4.jpg

[Bentex]

How the other half live :D

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[fradi]

Spoiled Canadians (Canucks)

[szövkap]

I think I don't get it, their dialect is hard to understand. I assume, is it her birthday and she is gifted that car and she complains about the colour? :confused: that would be sick.

[Bentex]

I think I don't get it, their dialect is hard to understand. I assume, is it her birthday and she is gifted that car and she complains about the colour? :confused: that would be sick.

I actually have sympathy with her. She asked for a blue car... and buying a car that's blue isn't that hard if you have the $$$$ :)

Anyway in 27 years of my life my mother has always bought me things the wrong size or things I don't want or have 2 of just so she can complain to everyone what a ungrateful son she has :moan: :moan: :moan: thankfully she doesn't complain to me about her presents because I don't buy her any :howler:

[szövkap]

so my assuming was right. :proud: but still, that is sick. :eek: :doh:

[Bentex]

She asked for a blue car :D she has every right to complain!! :D

[szövkap]

red is a ugly colour, I agree.

the sick thing is, how can one get a car for birthday. I mean, I got many of them, but they were more decent cars. f.ex. a british car.

http://www.matchbox.de/img/products/xl/J5570_01.jpg

[fradi]

I think there American I just said spoiled canadian cause I felt like it. Canadians talk like this. Yay man, that's sooooooooo cooooooooool.Some canadians talk like the Brits My Mum not mom like in america we say.

[fradi]

More from candians Hey man, did you hear they traded captain canada?Most of you probally don't know what i'm talking about captain canada is a ICe Hockey player his real name is Ryan Smyth.Everyone in Edmonton are crying and everyone in Calgary are laughing.He's on youtube I swear those Edmontnonians are acting like they guy died becuase of the tribute they made for him.

[szövkap]

I definitely don't know what you're talking about. :rollani:

Kanada is a too cold place for my taste, so I can't be really bothered caring about it. :D

[Bentex]

Can anyone translate what fradi is saying :) thanks in advance :)

[fradi]

Mivan Bentexiko? Nem erted?Nem erted Amerikai-angolu?
Ju no szpik inglis:pp
Habla en Espanol?

[Bentex]

Sajnos Fradikám nem értem. Én csak Brit angolt értem.

[szövkap]

Mivan Bentexiko? Nem erted?Nem erted Amerikai-angolu?
Ju no szpik inglis:pp
Habla en Espanol?

Claro, hombre. se quieres, podemos hablar en espanol, creio que así tus respuestas serian más fáciles a entender. ;) Áj no szpík inglis.

[Bentex]

Nadzson szeretem a Spanyol nyelvet. Sajnálom hodzs soha nem tanultam :(

[szövkap]

Nadzson szeretem a Spanyol nyelvet. Sajnálom hodzs soha nem tanultam :(

Eu prefiro a língua portuguesa, but the mexican spanish can be nice, they don't bark as the euro spanish people do (says the portuguese-brazilian nationalist in me). and Mekszikó is an incredibly beautiful country. :thumbsup:

[Bentex]

Why Men Make Better Friends Than Woman


Friendship Between Women:
A woman didn’t come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.

Friendship Between Men:
A man didn’t come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The woman called her Husband’s 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

:)

[szövkap]

sounds familiar. :D

[MagyarGyerek]

I think I don't get it, their dialect is hard to understand. I assume, is it her birthday and she is gifted that car and she complains about the colour? :confused: that would be sick.

what dialect? they clearly yell 'happy birthday' then the chick just starts complaining 'dad, its red! i told you a million times I want a blue car' and then starts crying... no dialect! but the girl is a b!tch!

[szövkap]

I didn't mean dialect of course. but north american version of english which is hard to understand (at least for me).

[MagyarGyerek]

interesting! the way they speak english in england is so much more difficult to understand, plus they use all of these crazy slang words that I just don't get :S

[Bentex]

scene, me safe with that.

[szövkap]

the way they speak english in england is so much more difficult to understand,

not for me. but I am nem normális.

[Doddo]

Is anyone at this forum normális?

[Elyria]

I am normális.

[Bentex]

what is normális anyway?

[szövkap]

what is normális anyway?


anything but the Sanyi. :googly: he's a bloody freak.

[Elyria]

what is normális anyway?
I don't think I have ever met a normális person in my life. Everyone has something nem normális about them. That makes them normális. And if there would be a normális person in the world, s/he would be the nem normális among the normális nem normálisok. You know what I mean....

[szövkap]

every hungarian is crazy anyways. typical phrase when I meet non-hungarians, they would say "ismerek még egy őrült magyart"......whatever they want to expres with that. :D

[Bentex]

When I was a child my cousin kept saying to me 'hát te nem vagy normális' my Dad always said she was clever because she noticed it early :D
That was the same cousin who confused hattyú and fattyú.. and when walking on a bridge over a river said 'nézd mama, nezd mennyi fattyú' :D

[Elyria]

When I was a child my cousin kept saying to me 'hát te nem vagy normális' my Dad always said she was clever because she noticed it early :D
That was the same cousin who confused hattyú and fattyú.. and when walking on a bridge over a river said 'nézd mama, nezd mennyi fattyú' :D
:howler: This one reminds me: somehow my dad said "ne rohadj át az úton!" (don't rot across the road) to my little sister instead of "ne rohanj át" (don't run across the road) xD

[Bentex]

great family moments :)

[Elyria]

great family moments :)
Yeah, I have many of those. Sometimes I miss being with them so much. :(

[szövkap]

hát Ti se vagytok normálisak. :D

[Elyria]

hát Ti se vagytok normálisak. :D
:D

I have to tell you this story. Hopefully it isn't too http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/veiledxposure/smilie/offtopic.gif.
The family went to Gyula to visit some rokon. The whole time we were following a police car who went before us just above the speed limit. We didn't want to pass by it, for obvious reasons. And at a crossroad they turned left we went to the right. My dad said: Na, leráztuk!" :howler: :howler:

[MagyarGyerek]

LoooooooooooL!

[Elyria]

From me to you guys:
http://www.bordergatewayprotocol.net/jon/humor/web_animations/1.swf

[Bentex]

Bob's a legend :D

[Bentex]

Stupid drunk Hungarian teenager.... well I won't spoil it but it has very bad language in it so don't play if easily offended :D

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[Bentex]

Nobody liked that then :)

[Elyria]

Nobody liked that then :)
Zoli is indeed a fasz. :D

[Bentex]

:)



:( this is the country I live in.. talk about paranoia


http://www.infowars.net/pictures/mar07/040307terror2.jpg

[Elyria]

Geez... http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/veiledxposure/smilie/irked.gif

[bpblueandwhite]

almost like Bokor Gyuri's style

[Carbajal]

Didn't know where to post this one :) It's a fav music of mine, a Swiss duo called Stimmhorn where the singer is singing in several voices at the same time. But here, there is another guy lipsyncing it, and it's just crazy (I found also a cute chubby girl doing it, but this one is better).

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[Bentex]

I post this just for Fradi's response :)

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/503/1176br2.jpg

[Bentex]

:pp

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/4581/1763bb1.jpg

[GICA]

Sacrifices for your team:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhHYkjKSn-o


Bergenbier spot.

[Elyria]

The Welsh couldn't really grasp the additive nature of the Hungarian language:
http://i18.tinypic.com/2mfzsd1.jpg

[Bentex]

looks like a online translater job :D

[Bentex]

Sacrifices for your team:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhHYkjKSn-o


Bergenbier spot.

are hairy chest supposed to be attractive? :D

[GICA]

Well it looked like the guy loved his hairy chest :D

[szövkap]

this is particularly funny for german speakers. the hungarian bird for the last year's Miss Universe contest. click on "Video" and you will p!ss your pants. :howler:
http://www.missuniverse.com/delegates/2006/files/HU.html

[fradi]

NO COMMENT Beckham's champions league career has offically ended an d possiblly his Real Madrid career also with his latest injury.
Fine i'll comment. There are rumors that Beckham might be calleed up to play for England again even though he's coming to america. But like I said millions of times to all of you, I don't care what Beckham does on the pitch only what he does to m ake soccer/footy more popular in america.
Hey Bentex if some american came up to you and offered you $250m for 3 years to move to Los ANglelas and sit on the beach and watch the women. You'd say no?Join us for our primetime no series starring Bentexico and his mates as they travel from New York City, Boston, Chicago,Los angelas etc... in a new game show called are you a smart yank? Friday nights at 9 p.m.eastern.

[Pali bácsi]

this is particularly funny for german speakers. the hungarian bird for the last year's Miss Universe contest. click on "Video" and you will p!ss your pants. :howler:
http://www.missuniverse.com/delegates/2006/files/HU.html


My German is a step below hers....but did I hear a lot contradictions in her response?

She wants a big family - 2 kids?

[Pali bácsi]

I post this just for Fradi's response :)

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/503/1176br2.jpg

Oh...come on Fradi....this is pretty funny.

I heard a rumor that Blair is joining the Carlisle Group after he steps down. He is going to be a high paid consultant with connections to the global Oil industry.

[szövkap]

My German is a step below hers....but did I hear a lot contradictions in her response?

She wants a big family - 2 kids?

"Balaton is wonderful. you can shwimming und walking und airport." :howler:

tried my best to transfer it as good as possible to english. she says "and" in the german version all the time.

[fradi]

Goalpdl are they still best friends Toiny Blair and our joke of an ex president Bill clinton? Where has our country gone Lol Hilliary and barack Obama are attacking eqachother.I guess 2008 will be an easy win for Guiliani unless the dems try another recount like they did in both elections. I personlly would like to see from the independent party Pat Buchanan win but, there's no chance for that ever happening.
Bill Clinton already called Monica lewinsky and said if my wife wins i'll get you a job again but, we won't tell hiliarry.

[szövkap]

I want Pataki György, now guess why. :D We may have Sárközy Miklós as frogs president, now if we had Pataki and we'd rule half of the world. :D

in Germany we already had Fischer Józska as foreign minister, actually a dunasváb from Tolna megye.

[Kajoo]

this is particularly funny for german speakers. the hungarian bird for the last year's Miss Universe contest. click on "Video" and you will p!ss your pants. :howler:
http://www.missuniverse.com/delegates/2006/files/HU.html

:howler:

hillarious :thumbsup:

Ich möchte zwei Kind....zwei aber drei Kind.
Ich mag sehr mit Freundin gehen shopping center
Im Ungarn sind neun Unesco :D
Budapest steht zwei Städte...
Ich wünsche alle Leute das besuchen aus Ungarn

yeah and "Flughafen", legend :howler:

Positives: she wants to study next 10 yrs :D

[Kajoo]

"Balaton is wonderful. you can shwimming und walking und airport." :howler:

tried my best to transfer it as good as possible to english. she says "and" in the german version all the time.


and freundin instead of freunde

She tries to talk about her friends, but still talking about her girl-friend :D

[szövkap]

Positives: she wants to study next 10 yrs :D

I think she needs more time. :D

[szövkap]

that is what they usually call "personality" when it comes to Miss XY contests. "it's not only about good looks, it's about personality". :howler:

[Kajoo]

Ich möchte zwei Kind....zwei aber drei Kind.
I like 2 Kids. Two but three.

Ich mag sehr mit Freundin gehen shopping center

I like go with my girl-friend shopping center

Im Ungarn sind neun Unesco :D
In Hungary are 9 Unseco

Ich wünsche alle Leute das besuchen aus Ungarn
I wish all people to visit from Hungary

[Kajoo]

I think she needs more time. :D

:howler:

dumb 17 yrs old cousin of my wife is exactly the same case. All her self-confidence originating in her boobs Nr.4 or 5

Once she asked my sister-in-law to find her a summer job in Germany. Her german is even weaker than Adrienne´s. I told her only job she can take with her german skills is blowjob, thanks to God she stayed at home. They have their own dumb teenagers, no need to punish them with sending them ours :D

[Elyria]

Aww, people. Try to be beautiful and intelligent at the same time. It isn't easy. :D:D

[Kajoo]

that is what they usually call "personality" when it comes to Miss XY contests. "it's not only about good looks, it's about personality". :howler:

When someone like to swim, walk and airport must be basically great person :D

[Carbajal]

Aww, people. Try to be beautiful and intelligent at the same time. It isn't easy. :D:D

There are some exceptions, fortunately :heart:

[Kajoo]

Aww, people. Try to be beautiful and intelligent at the same time. It isn't easy. :D:D

and how did you managed that ? :smileani:

[szövkap]

IMHO it would be more like:

I would like two child. Two but three child.

I like much with girl-friend go shopping-center.

In the Hungary are 9 Unesco.

[szövkap]

and, I also love to airport.

[Kajoo]

you better translator, I like :D

[Elyria]

XT is full of chevaliers. :)

[szövkap]

you better translator, I like :D

I am no "translator", I am "oversetter". :D

[Kajoo]

:howler:

[Bentex]

This video is for Judit :)

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[fradi]

Is that york kid Bentexico? He/or she is very happy I can see.

[Bentex]

No I didn't make it, if I made it it would have been cuter ;)

[Mrs Bentex]

No I didn't make it, if I made it it would have been cuter ;)

Yeah cuz he/she would favour ME! :pp :smileani:

[Bentex]

:)

[Bentex]

:howler:

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/753/69824740eq2.jpg

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/3931/63976682jx1.jpg

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/9576/14756683om8.jpg

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/6342/10yp1.gif

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/9748/11ni7.jpg

[Riddick]

:excited: Good post Botox, reminds me of some of the answers I should have put in my exams!

They should get marked for common sense alone, I mean, some of the questions I get are extremely obscure....

[Bentex]

Court Transcripts


These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
_________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: When is your birthday?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.

____________________________________

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?


___________________________________

ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.

_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you
actually pass the bar exam?

___________________________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.

________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception of the baby was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh....

_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your

attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh?


______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing[/i]



:howler: :howler: :howler: :howler: :howler:

[Carbajal]

These are EXCELLENT.

[szövkap]

I want to be Attorney. seems like a fun job. :D

[bpblueandwhite]

:dielaugh: :dielaugh: :dielaugh:

[Bentex]

This was my fave :dielaugh:


_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: When is your birthday?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.

____________________________________

[bpblueandwhite]

I was ROTFL at this one

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.

[Bentex]

The only man faster in the world than David Navarro :D

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[szövkap]

poor cheetah :(

[Carbajal]

I like cheetahs, but serval is much more funny. Completely ill-designed at first sight, has a stupid voice (more like barking), still the second quickest cat, can jump more then 2 meters vertically but is just 85 centimeters long and looks like a not enough fed huge cat.

A nice though not very action packed video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDdCsixY2P0

[MagyarGyerek]

I love animals! and especially Servals! it looks so cute, I want one!

[szövkap]

servals are cool puszi-cats

http://www.wildlifesafari.info/images/serval.jpg

http://www.ishiboo.com/~nirva/Like/serval/serval.jpg

but my fav cats are genets

http://www.ardecheferien.de/images/ginsterkatze.jpg

http://www.drtseeger.de/Gallery_Africa/Mammals/31050ginsterkatze.jpg

[Don Papi]

I dont like hairy puszi's :)

I like good shaved puszi's :D

http://www.vetmed.wsu.edu/clubs_aaha/images/catitude.jpg

[szövkap]

ez egy ritka csunya kis cica :eek:

[MagyarGyerek]

that cat is so ugly, it looks like its sick!

[Bentex]

I love animals!

I love them better with sweet and sour sauce :lick:

[Máté]

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[Máté]

I almost died laughing however if you haven't heard about Spike (http://ticklebooth.com/2007/02/hungary-takes-to-rap-war-what-is-it-for/) it's not funny at all.

[szövkap]

jihh kamo :D :howler: it is well known round these parts

[Máté]

:D

[Carbajal]

Check the serval jumping.

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And how about this one? I am rather cultivated in zoology, but didn't know such an animal exists... sand cat!

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[Kajoo]

The only man faster in the world than David Navarro :D

http://www.youtube.com/v/17RkKXk6d_


:howler: :thumbsup:

[Don Papi]

:proud: what a horse :D

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[Kajoo]

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

______________________________________



love this one :D

[Kajoo]

don´t try it

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/412241/world_biggest_loser

[PJrules]

:proud: what a horse :D

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:howler: :howler: LMAO!!!!!!!:howler: :proud:

[Bentex]

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http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k267/bentextv/tothnorbi.gifhttp://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k267/bentextv/tothnorbi.gifhttp://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k267/bentextv/tothnorbi.gifhttp://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k267/bentextv/tothnorbi.gif

This is one of the funniest things ever http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k267/bentextv/tothnorbi.gif

[Don Papi]

Borats new show :D

http://gorillamask.net/Media/sexydrownwatch.wmv

[Don Papi]

Doesnt look like a hard turn :googly: The second crash is the spectacular one imo :howler:

http://www.panorama.nl/movies/2009.wmv

[Bentex]

Borats new show :D

http://gorillamask.net/Media/sexydrownwatch.wmv


I can't get this to work :(

Doesnt look like a hard turn :googly: The second crash is the spectacular one imo :howler:

http://www.panorama.nl/movies/2009.wmv

What is wrong with these people? :) surely after the 3rd crash something should've been done :)

[Máté]

I can't get this to work :(



So it's not only me (I get google)

[Bentex]

yeah, me too.

[MagyarGyerek]

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k267/bentextv/tothnorbi.gifhttp://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k267/bentextv/tothnorbi.gifhttp://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k267/bentextv/tothnorbi.gifhttp://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k267/bentextv/tothnorbi.gif

This is one of the funniest things ever http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k267/bentextv/tothnorbi.gif

LooooooooooooooooL! oh damn, that song is horrible :D and that idiot is actually serious, it's not meant to be a joke!

[Bentex]

Canadian bird on Canadian TV :yuck: :howler:

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[Bentex]

http://files.smellybean.com:8080/FriJan12151527CST20079893887713316bridge.jpg

[Don Papi]

yeah, me too.

http://gorillamask.net/sexydrownwatch.shtml

and this ?

[Bentex]

I don't have the plugin for that :eek:

[Don Papi]

3rd attempt :D

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[Bentex]

lol

[Don Papi]

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[Don Papi]

:howler:

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[Don Papi]

:D

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[Bentex]

Americans and their hip hop :D :howler:

[Don Papi]

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[Bentex]

hmmmm

[Bentex]

Now this I find very funny :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/gloriusmidget/nignogcarchase.gif

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/8098/dancingascii21hgnq9.gif

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/9420/1160411479ug0b3c48zh8.gif

[Bentex]

I haven't stop laughing since I watched this one minute ago :dielaugh:

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[Riddick]

****

HAHAHA the rabbit :pp

[Bentex]

come on man, you know that video is NOT suitable for the forum :rollani: :thmbdown:

[Bentex]

Andor up to his old tricks again :nono:

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[Don Papi]

:angel:

[Bentex]

News story about manholes exploding

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[fradi]

I don't know what You call them in english speaking countries threwout the world but, in tamerica there called MAN HOLEs:howler:

[Bentex]

I don't know what You call them in english speaking countries threwout the world but, in tamerica there called MAN HOLEs:howler:


Name: Allan
Age: 46
Country: United States

That's who I copied and pasted the text from ;) but seriously you are in no position to comment on someone else's spelling :)

[Don Papi]

Hope that Im not the only european who gets the joke :D

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[Bentex]

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How I laughed when I watched this :D

[Don Papi]

absolutely hilarious :howler: I love cats :proud:

[Bentex]

Eddie Griffin ferrari Enzo Crash

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[Elyria]

300 :howler:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/veiledxposure/300/THISISSPARTAcopy.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/veiledxposure/300/thisistartaaaarki2.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/veiledxposure/300/SpartaMechanic_1.jpg


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/veiledxposure/300/300pastamp2fj6.gif

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/veiledxposure/300/43pvvyfkt1.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/veiledxposure/300/hullow2.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/veiledxposure/300/3zu7uqd.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/veiledxposure/300/heres_spartaaa.jpg

More here: http://community.livejournal.com/randompictures/2209617.html

[Bentex]

I guess I have to watch the film to find this funny :)

[Elyria]

I guess I have to watch the film to find this funny :)
Yeah. Or just the trailer. :)

[MagyarGyerek]

ahaha good stuff! :D

[EddieTheHun]

the caption for this picture is: A single building is left standing on a mound of earth after its owner refused an offer of compensation from the land developer, who proceeded to dig around it in western China's Chongquing municipality.

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/4876/holdingoutfk6.jpg

[EddieTheHun]

there is a hidden message in this licence plate

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/1296/cyountsq8.jpg

[GICA]

Is this a foul or not?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMd2sNmf6I4

[MagyarGyerek]

yeah it's a foul because he didn't wear any underwear! LoL!

[Bentex]

Oh please that's DISGUSTING!!!, I only managed 2secs... you could've at least warned us before by telling us it was a video of German football :yuck:

[GICA]

:howler:

[Bentex]

:howler:

<embed src="http://www.twango.com/flash/player.aspx?media=pegster.10043&channelname=pegster.public" width="512" height="420" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed>

[Elyria]

:D:D

[Bentex]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

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[Bentex]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

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[Bentex]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

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[Don Papi]

:howler:

[EddieTheHun]

sorry if this pic offends

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/8476/bellybupu1.th.jpg (http://img413.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bellybupu1.jpg)

[fradi]

We still haven't found out who is the elader of China:) . i'm still waiting.
Oh it's Hu and coffee is in the uN. I wonder what would happen if I typed in the name Tony Blair try it Bentex maybe we can find some funny stuff stop typing George Bush all the time that video is old everyone has heard millions of times already.

[Bentex]

LoL... got to love you Americans :flirt:

[Elyria]

The end of that video almost made me fall off my chair, Bentex. :howler: :eek:

[Bentex]

:)

He is a video for Fradi to address the balance :flirt:

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and to help Gabi with her English studies :D

[Elyria]

She is like Vicky Pollard. :D

[Riddick]

I almost killed myself laughing when i saw that sketch with Blair in it!

[Bentex]

My friends wife talks just like her :) yeah really :howler: she never says the 't's so she says 'compuer' and 'be-er' :D
She reads the forum so I better be careful... she gave me stick about my pancakes :groan:

[Bentex]

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[Bentex]

If you don't have Hungarian TV you wouldn't know this advert is played all the time. About time someone remixed it :D

<object width='320' height='273'><param name='movie' value='http://videa.hu/flvplayer.swf?v=BRuK287U8K8cMvrf' /><embed src='http://videa.hu/flvplayer.swf?v=BRuK287U8K8cMvrf' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' width='320' height='273' /></object>

[MagyarGyerek]

LoooooooooooooooL! tok jo!!!!!!!

[Bentex]

Oh dear, Uncle Bill shows why he's one beer short of a six pack.

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[Carbajal]

If you don't have Hungarian TV you wouldn't know this advert is played all the time. About time someone remixed it :D


Excellent idea, not really good performance. Could not really invent a thing to make it last more than 30 seconds real value. Being as it is, it's still "bayerische bauertechno".

[fradi]

The kid in that video is MagyarGyerek when he was a 'Lil lad. Or is it you Bentex when you were a Lil lad?

[Elyria]

Oh dear, Uncle Bill shows why he's one beer short of a six pack.
Oh man, what a douche bag...

[Bentex]

Optical illusion! make sure you look directly center of the image...it's pretty cool what happens after to your vision!

Cool Optical Illusion - Yahoo! Video (http://ca.video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=192854)

[Bentex]

Instead of buying you guys a easter egg.... here is my easter gift you :flirt:

http://img349.imageshack.us/img349/427/iblade8yk.jpg

http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/03/gotta_go%20briefcase.jpg

:confused:

http://fc.dallas.mlsnet.com/images/2007/01/25/3bWLlvfG.jpg

:howler:

http://planrawsto.blolol.com/Pix/why-doesnt-this-work.JPG

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v662/iKnan/9.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v662/iKnan/10.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v662/iKnan/18.jpg

http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/02/guitar_blue_hairs.jpg

http://www.123pichosting.com/images/8513coolcup1.jpg
http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/3553/coolcup2oc8.jpg
http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/9082/coolcup3ek5.jpg
http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/1093/coolcup4ll3.jpg
http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/2450/coolcup5su6.jpg
http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/5966/coolcup6hb2.jpg

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/8894/226ea.jpg

http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/7151/meataxe18dn3.jpg

http://www.aww-kittah-aww.com/up/files/333/coltsKFC.jpg







and I saved the best till last :D

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/6550/1361mu9.jpg

[PJrules]

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/5188/baby/


http://www.metacafe.com/watch/257503/over_excited_dog/ :D

[Bentex]

Cute :) sorry for the last pic btw... you know I don't mean it :flirt:

[PJrules]

Cute :) sorry for the last pic btw... you know I don't mean it :flirt:


um yeah, I've seen it before:shades:

[PJrules]

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/502895/dolphin/
now this is animal love :D

[Bentex]

The guy looked like he was enjoying it :howler: :D

[PJrules]

cute baby
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/384518/the_best_argument/

[Pali bácsi]

Oh man, what a douche bag...

Yes, we all have our xenophobic butt holes. He is ours. We have a couple of other ones too.

These type of commentators appeal to the fears of the masses that someone else is the cause of their problems. It feeds the victim culture that is prevalent today.

[Bentex]

:eek:

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[Elyria]

Yes, we all have our xenophobic butt holes. He is ours. We have a couple of other ones too.

These type of commentators appeal to the fears of the masses that someone else is the cause of their problems. It feeds the victim culture that is prevalent today.
Yeah, sad. I don't really want to get deep into this, I know illegal immigration is a sensitive issue in the USA, but when a drunk driver comes off as the sensible one against you and can look down on you, then you must recognize you have a problem. (a generic 'you').

There is an even better one here: Keith Olbermann Neuters Bill O'Reilly (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2KU02lsfH8&mode=related&search=), which is even more demonstrative of what a complete worthless piece of shít O'Reilly really is.

[Bentex]

I watched the show last night... he made up with Geraldo Rivera :)

[Elyria]

I watched the show last night... he made up with Geraldo Rivera :)
:howler: I really can't take anything that comes from Fox News seriously.

[Don Papi]

:howler:

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[Elyria]

:howler: No matter how many times I watch that I always laugh my arse off. :D

[Don Papi]

Now this is television :proud: :howler:

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<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ytZ7BMagN7c"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ytZ7BMagN7c" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

[Bentex]

I found a video of szövkap when he was a child :D

<embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/448952/russian_child_smoking.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed><br><font size = 1><a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/448952/russian_child_smoking/">Yoing szövkap</a> - <a href='http://www.metacafe.com/'>Celebrity bloopers here</a></font>

[Carbajal]

I just met a cockroach in our flat :)
The weather report is almost as good as my favourite weather one:

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[PJrules]

http://www.pricelessfunnyvideos.com/play.php?video=1156

:eek: Whooooa!!!!!!:eek:

[Don Papi]

http://funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=96369ab93e4f3bb068c2

:)

[Doddo]

Don't know if you've seen this one but:

www.badgerbadgerbadger.com

We had such a fun time with this in my school. We turned this on with the speakers on the highest volume and ran away. The teachers got mad as hell!

[Pali bácsi]

http://funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=96369ab93e4f3bb068c2

:)

That is funny!

[Pali bácsi]

Today's fark headline:

British think tank recommends raising the drinking age to 21 to cut down on the amount of binge drinking by British teenagers. After all, look at how effective it is in America

[szövkap]

Today's fark headline:

British think tank recommends raising the drinking age to 21 to cut down on the amount of binge drinking by British teenagers. After all, look at how effective it is in America


with the letters typed in bold, one suspects it isn't effective, or is it? I guess not. you can't keep the youth away from any drugs, be it alcohol, weed or other substances, unless you have some weird islamic regime including the society required for it.

[Bentex]

I know a shop that sells to ten year olds :proud:

[Pali bácsi]

with the letters typed in bold, one suspects it isn't effective, or is it? I guess not. you can't keep the youth away from any drugs, be it alcohol, weed or other substances, unless you have some weird islamic regime including the society required for it.

You are correct, it is not effective. That is the joke.

[Bentex]

Well she has a high opinion of herself ;)

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/1305/finebangvs0.jpg

[Bentex]

Ignore the intro... you have to wait about 10s for it to start :D

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[Riddick]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMSic0V-Xww

Sigh, never gets dull.............

[Bentex]

A women scorned LoL

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[MagyarGyerek]

laughed so hard!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccmuHCpZtrE

[bpblueandwhite]

leütötte, mint a büdös szart
:D:D:D

[Doddo]

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[Bentex]

GICA posted this in the Romanian forum :dielaugh:

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