Funny Clips/Pics, Jokes and links

[Don Papi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc2Pt-X3zjQ

:D SZEGED !!!!!!!!!

[Bentex]

very well done :D

[Bentex]

check this.
Two idiots talking when a couple walks by. One of the idiots hits the girl then her boyfriend beats the two guys up.

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2006/9/two_guys_jump_some_dude.wmv

they could have at least made it look real :rolleyes:

[Don Papi]

:howler: hilarious

[MagyarGyerek]

check this.
Two idiots talking when a couple walks by. One of the idiots hits the girl then her boyfriend beats the two guys up.

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2006/9/two_guys_jump_some_dude.wmv

they could have at least made it look real :rolleyes:

LooooooooL that was amazing, that guy must be a boxer!

[deeuu]

Sexy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l4ajqhOt5Q&mode=related&search=)

:pp

[Bentex]

it's in sync aswell :D

Here are some talking cats.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1RO-Uso664&search=talking%20cats%20dogs%20funny

[Don Papi]

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/144464/16_year_old_boys_playing_basketball/

Who said white boys cant play ball :D

[MagyarGyerek]

wow thats sick, hes 16.. but hes not even over 5'2"!

[MagyarGyerek]

A LIGER (LION + TIGER MIX)

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/250400/liger/

[Bentex]

What's your Russian name?
http://www.callme.nm.ru/

Mine is Йанос Спандли :shades:

[Don Papi]

:howler:

[szövkap]

What's your Russian name?
http://www.callme.nm.ru/

Mine is Йанос Спандли :shades:

ianosz szpandli

you should type janosh shpandli, then the converter makes the russian s / sh

[Bentex]

ok, I'll do it after you put your name in :)

[Bentex]

They don't have a letter like out 'S' (sh). Or I can't find it :)

[PJrules]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=f2W0jYbU7Ak
Like cats? :D

[Bentex]

Don't worry, I can control any cat. I'll show 'em who's boss :D

[PJrules]

Don't worry, I can control any cat. I'll show 'em who's boss :D


:pp Guess you are used to animal control:smileani:

[Bentex]

Yeah :)

[szövkap]

ok, I'll do it after you put your name in :)

of course the yhave, it's Ш

[Bentex]

Isn't that 'sha'? Shapandli doesn't sound right.

[szövkap]

could be Ж I am not sure, sha and sh all the same :D

[PJrules]

http://www.pricelessfunnypictures.com/vidow/videos.php?video=26&current=0
very talented skeleton:D

[Bentex]

:)


Now a clip for Máté :D

BORAT SAGDIYEV - White House Press Conference :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GAQDsitDlM&eurl=

[PJrules]

:)


Now a clip for Máté :D

BORAT SAGDIYEV - White House Press Conference :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GAQDsitDlM&eurl=


hahaha very funny:howler: :thumbsup:

[PJrules]

http://www.bofunk.com/video/3255/girl_gets_dunked.html
nothing special, just liked this vid.

[Bentex]

http://www.bofunk.com/video/3255/girl_gets_dunked.html
nothing special, just liked this vid.


Well I don't think that was easy :eek:

[MagyarGyerek]

annyira 'cool'

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wtyk24swo80

[MagyarGyerek]

A LIGER (LION + TIGER MIX)

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/250400/liger/

how come no one responded 2 this video.. ITS A LIGER!!!! LION + TIGER MIX, ITS A HYBRID ANIMAL! TWICE THE SIZE OF A TIGER.. its sick.

[MagyarGyerek]

Andor.. this wouldn't be you by any chance... would it? :D

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WtLgzBG8mbw

[Bentex]

Nah, he don't look like someone who works in McDonalds :D

[MagyarGyerek]

Nah, he don't look like someone who works in McDonalds :D

whats wrong with workin @ mcdonalds?! I work at a restaurant! But the shirt was funny... 'just did it' :D and the fasz all limp.. ehehe ppl have been making fun of nike's 'just do it' motto for so long now! DON'T THEY KNOW WHAT 'IT' MEANS?!

[Don Papi]

:howler:

[deeuu]

Describing MacDonalds as a Resturant is as appropriate as saying Bin Laden is a Saint surely...

That lad's balls can't have dropped, sounded like Micimackó :howler:

[deeuu]

Genuine Australian Mentos advert

http://www.mentos.com.au/ice/

[MagyarGyerek]

Describing MacDonalds as a Resturant is as appropriate as saying Bin Laden is a Saint surely...

That lad's balls can't have dropped, sounded like Micimackó :howler:

it's a fast food restuarant.. but I didn't say it was a restuarant, I said I worked at a restaurant.

[Don Papi]

its a fast food company, no restaurant or fast food restaurant :D that would give to much glory to them

[Máté]

:)


Now a clip for Máté :D

BORAT SAGDIYEV - White House Press Conference :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GAQDsitDlM&eurl=

thanks :)
here is an other part (soon)

[Máté]

I put it up on bentex.tv (luigifilez) can you make sg out of it? :)

[Bentex]

I dunno what you want me to do.
but here is the video http://www.bentex.tv/luigifilez/borat.mpg

[Máté]

I dunno what you want me to do.
but here is the video http://www.bentex.tv/luigifilez/borat.mpg

ahh, good!



:D

[Bentex]

Post-it-notes - For those little things you might forget

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/2104/hggjgij1.png

happy bear
http://www.bikersoracle.com/vfr/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=40071

my workstation
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v395/docn/work001.jpg

my workplace
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v395/docn/16931107065460150606Resim1.jpg

Alien Baby
http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/2770/alienbabyrp7.jpg

no comment
http://img273.imageshack.us/img273/6465/porncatqs8.gif

http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/6976/carjz0.jpg

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/934/swimfloodph2.jpg

:eek:

http://www.bikersoracle.com/vfr/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=39993

:howler:

http://www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/truncated.gif

:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

http://www.ave-it.net/liverpool-fc.jpg

:scared:
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/584/55552ch.jpg

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/1020/pricelesshair0du.jpg

[Bentex]

Criminal cyclist beat police car!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuH6lvWg7KI&eurl=

[MagyarGyerek]

This guy is better

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/113782/this_guy_can_drive/

[Bentex]

shit that's really dangerous from the police!

[PJrules]

Criminal cyclist beat police car!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuH6lvWg7KI&eurl=

Amazing!!!!!!:eek:
must have been Lance Armstrong :smileani:

[Bentex]

Documentry by students on Budapest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn04Fey-qvk

[Don Papi]

haha nice intromusic :D

[Máté]

yeah sounds familiar
btw lots of **** tatras, they are czech, should've been ICS or UV instead :)

[deeuu]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMSvWhhA5A4

[Bentex]

Can you buy it in the UK? :)

[Don Papi]

yeah sounds familiar
btw lots of **** tatras, they are czech, should've been ICS or UV instead :)

its from Borat :D

[PJrules]

http://www.pricelessfunnypictures.com/vidow/videos.php?video=336
Amazing:eek:

[Bentex]

Not as amazing as this :eek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpTNJDaMPZU&mode=related&search=

[Bentex]

Not as amazing as this :eek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpTNJDaMPZU&mode=related&search=

[MagyarGyerek]

That's nothing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cj-CirMbT0

[deeuu]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDS6Ubjq1Kg

Respect your elders...:howler: :pp :thumbsup:

[deeuu]

I thought Dortmunder was a beer...but this is the wurst.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHC_S2yKOXY

[Bentex]

Oh man you really need to post a better warning.

[PJrules]

I thought Dortmunder was a beer...but this is the wurst.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHC_S2yKOXY
:eek: :eek: :eek:

[deeuu]

Oh man you really need to post a better warning.

Sorry... :embarass:

This clip features...German Football... :howler:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHC_S2yKOXY

[Bentex]

That's much better.

[barça]

Crap, thats what happens when you click on youtubes links:googly:

[Bentex]

How cute!

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/4296/orlymd5.gif

[Bentex]

:howler:

http://jj.am/gallery/d/7095-1/forcelady2.gif

:howler: :howler:

http://jj.am/gallery/d/15654-1/KarateChicken.gif

:yuck:

http://jj.am/gallery/d/15480-1/Booger.gif

:flirt:

http://www.thecorpse.com/forums/uploads/post-1487-1144460630.gif

[MagyarGyerek]

that baby is freaky, jedi thing is funny, kid gets owned by da evil black chicken is hilarious, booger woman is just nasty.. and I wanna see part 2 of the last video when the girl slaps the guy in the face :D

[Bentex]

The guy reminds me of Andor :D

but this is freaky!

Woman's 7.5 metre fingernails

A US woman who has been growing her fingernails since 1979 has made the Guiness Book of Records.

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/745620.jpg

Lee Redmond, 65, from Utah, qualified for entry in the 2007 edition after her nails reached a combined length of 7.5 metres.
She's going to have them all removed - by laser - on November 22 this year.
Mrs Redmond treats her nails daily with warm olive oil and nail hardener and says she can do most household chores without a problem, including shaving her husband.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Don Papi]

iewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :yuck:

[Szalay]

The guy reminds me of Andor :D

same bro same exactly what iu was thinking

[MagyarGyerek]

BEST VIDEO ON YOUTUBE EVER... and it's Hungarian ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFqnDjyDI9o

[deeuu]

Class and Tankcsapda too...

[MagyarGyerek]

Class and Tankcsapda too...

LoooooL, not quite Tankcsapda ;)) its a parody of the song! the students wrote it, it goes along with whats happening with the lights, its really amazing.

[MagyarGyerek]

I want to eat a gummy bear.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ilu5cF6e0w8

[MagyarGyerek]

Good commercial:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M6gcbcNGg0&mode=related&search=

[MagyarGyerek]

Lion King the way it should be translated in Hungarian (must be over 18 because it has lots of swear words and unappropriate dialogue, but its f'ing hilarious).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOxwD9GRao8&NR

[Bentex]

hehe that really is funny, there are loads of videos like that on DC++.

[PJrules]

Violent arrest:eek:

http://www.bofunk.com/video/2723/violent_arrest.html

[Bentex]

:eek:
He must've broke several bones :eek:

[PJrules]

:eek:
He must've broke several bones :eek:

and he still gets handcuffed:wth:

[Don Papi]

http://dump.geenstijl.nl/mediabase/5229/8d29fe3e/index.html

:howler:

[Don Papi]

http://dump.geenstijl.nl/mediabase/5166/bd535518/index.html

The official Fradi dentist :howler: :howler:

[Bentex]

http://dump.geenstijl.nl/mediabase/5166/bd535518/index.html

The official Fradi dentist :howler: :howler:


:howler: :howler: :howler: :howler: :howler: :howler: :howler:

[Máté]

http://dump.geenstijl.nl/mediabase/5166/bd535518/index.html

The official Fradi dentist :howler: :howler:

úristen ezt meg sem mertem nézni végig

there

[Máté]

http://dump.geenstijl.nl/mediabase/5166/bd535518/index.html

The official Fradi dentist :howler: :howler:

úristen ezt meg sem mertem nézni végig

there was a dutch tej commercial a couple of years ago, with a man dreaming, cat, and magyar kalauz, dontu have that? :)

[PJrules]

Funny
http://www.pricelessfunnypictures.com/vidow/videos.php?video=369&current=0

[PJrules]

http://www.pricelessfunnypictures.com/vidow/videos.php?video=372

:eek: :confused: :dielaugh:

[Bentex]

Funny
http://www.pricelessfunnypictures.com/vidow/videos.php?video=369&current=0


:howler: :howler: :howler: :dielaugh: :dielaugh:

[Don Papi]

Probably only us dutchies will understand this one :D Sounds like a really fun place to go in :D

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/9476/862082s785x587we6.jpg

[Bentex]

Áj ándörsztend ;)

[Bentex]

I put this here :)
home video of the tank :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwB9pBG8QK4

look at the people clapping :D

[Bentex]

Funniest video ever!!!!!!!!!!!!! :happy: :happy: :D :D :howler: :dielaugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLZWMabiioI

[MagyarGyerek]

that's GOTTA hurt...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCy-a55iOKU

[Pali bácsi]

Funniest video ever!!!!!!!!!!!!! :happy: :happy: :D :D :howler: :dielaugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLZWMabiioI

I was laughing so hard that my wife and kids came into looking at me like I had gone crazy.:smileani:

[PJrules]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7X6psNHj-8&mode=related&search=
crazy Dog :D

[Bentex]

:eek: :happy:

Maybe Daisy has a phobia about walking in socks :D

[Bentex]

:pp

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/N4i-yPgTVUI"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/N4i-yPgTVUI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

[Bentex]

MC Gyurcsány :D

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CgzM8rP9b-I"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CgzM8rP9b-I" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

[szövkap]

hilarious :howler:

[Bentex]

copy this code into your browser and press enter :D

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.getElementsByTagName("img"); DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+"px"; DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+"px"}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(O);

[Máté]

copy this code into your browser and press enter :D

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.getElementsByTagName("img"); DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+"px"; DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+"px"}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(O);

That's amazing!!! I know there is an easy explanation about how it works but...brilliant

[MagyarGyerek]

wha happens?

[Bentex]

try it ;) its difficult to explain.

[Bentex]

go to this page first and add the code
http://www.bentex.tv/magyar/hatterkepek.htm

[Bentex]

:howler:

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/3853/89005rapistsearchdz2.jpg

[Bentex]

Idiot jumps over a car :eek:

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PEn3cTE2mVY"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PEn3cTE2mVY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

[Bentex]

and I thought I had to much time to kill :eek:

<embed style="width:400px; height:326px;" id="VideoPlayback" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=-274981837129821058&hl=en" flashvars=""> </embed>

[Bentex]

:howler:

An Italian, a Frenchman and a Scouser are discussing their relative performance in bed. The Italian says - "When I’ve a finshed a makin da love with my girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floatsa 6 inches abovea da bed in ecstasy" The Frenchman replies - "Zat is nossing, when Ah ’ave finished making ze love with my girlfriend Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats ze 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy" The Scouser says - "Dat’s nothin, when I’ve finished shaggin me bird, I get out of bed, walk over to da winda and wipe my knob clean on da curtains. She hits the ****in roof !!!"

[Máté]

Think about a two-digit number, subtract the sum of the digits (like 51-(5+1)=45) and check the symbol of the result. Then click the ball

http://www.messe-ideen.de/upload/magische-zauberkugel.swf

[Máté]

http://www.ingyenfilmek.hu/Files/videok/f415.php

[Bentex]

First one is really old, 2nd one is funny :) reminds me of Mr Bean :D

[Máté]

I wonder if there's anything on internet you haven't seen decades before :D

[Bentex]

I didn't see the 2nd one before.

[Máté]

Mistake :)

[Bentex]

Grand Theft Mario :happy: :happy: :happy:

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ICoDFooBXpU"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ICoDFooBXpU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

[Don Papi]

:howler:

[Serb]

:howler:

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/3853/89005rapistsearchdz2.jpg
:howler: :howler: :howler:

[Bentex]

To mental girls :)

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KsDrbnl_WHI"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KsDrbnl_WHI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

[deeuu]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4B-OCbLY9J0

:pp :eek: :howler:

[Bentex]

:pp

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/816/saddammj9.gif

[Carbajal]

I wonder if you guys know Triumph the Insult Comic Dog (don't have time to browse through the topic). I know it's not that new, but I discovered recently, and some videos are on Youtube. If you don't know them, check it out.
My two favourites all the Star Wars Fans and the Hollywood Squares
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFazQ0yjBbE (Star Wars: "How do you explain this to your imaginary girlfriend?")
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65rwOlQsGEA (Hollywood Squares: "The Lhasa Oprah")
On the contrary, if somebody has loads of it, I would highly appreciate some others... it makes me laugh so much my tears drop (really!).

[deeuu]

Not really jokes, but funny as hell...

Crap National Anthem (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6122448.stm?ls)


Fire in the Hole (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/6132140.stm)

:howler:

[Pali bácsi]

Not really jokes, but funny as hell...

Crap National Anthem (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6122448.stm?ls)


Fire in the Hole (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/6132140.stm)

:howler:

Why didn't he just buy a dildo?:howler: :howler:

[Bentex]

A campaign is being launched to raise awareness of the crippling impact of toilet phobia.

The National Phobics Society estimates at least four million Britons are affected - but the true number could be many more.

In some cases people refuse to leave their homes, and risk their health.

The society has classified the disorder as an anxiety condition in its own right, and is launching a self help book and DVD.

Toilet phobia can simply be manifest as a mild distaste for public loos.

But some people develop such an intense obsession that they are left housebound, and may refuse to undergo potentially life-saving medical examinations.

They may deny themselves fluids, which can harm the kidneys, or take drugs to avoid "accidents".

Many sufferers will not even take a job if a toilet is located off a communal area and they can be observed going in or out.

And routine situations requiring the provision a urine sample fill some patients with terror.

Experts believe that the stigma surrounding the phobia means that many people refuse to admit they have a problem.

The National Phobics Society (NPS) hopes its new campaign will go some way to tackling this issue.

It also argues the medical profession needs educating about toilet phobia in order to encourage sufferers to come forward.

Taboo

Nicky Lidbetter, NPS manager, said: "Few people will talk about having an anxiety disorder in the first place, but for them to admit that they have a toilet-related phobia is rare because of the obvious embarrassment and humiliation of being laughed at or not being taken seriously.

"But, no matter how funny we might find it, it's certainly no laughing matter. We have to tackle this condition head on."

Professor Paul Salkovskis, a leading clinical psychologist, said part of the problem was society's squimishness about going to the toilet.

"Around the world we use a lot of humour and euphemism to describe what is a basic human function.

"We say 'I'm going to the bathroom' or 'I'm going to powder my nose' because there is a taboo surrounding using the toilet."

Several conditions are thought to be behind toilet phobia. These include:

* Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD) linked to a fear of contamination

* Agoraphobia - an anxiety disorder manifesting itself in a sense of feeling trapped and the need to escape

* Paruresis ('shy bladder' syndrome) - the fear of urinating in the company of others

* Parcopresis ('bashful bowel' syndrome) - the inability to defecate in public toilets

Treatments include cognitive behaviour therapy, which helps people to break the cycle of faulty thinking, and hypnosis.


The National Phobics Society estimates at least four million Britons are affected - but the true number could be many more.

:eek: :eek: :eek:

I'm the other way around :D I have a phobia that I need to know where the closest toilet is "just incase". :D

[Máté]

But you found Hungarian toilets strane didn't you :)

Btw i was infected and still i am a little bit with this fobia. When i was a teenager for example on holidays when i was at someone else's place i used to hold it back for days if the door could not be locked for example.

[Bentex]

But you found Hungarian toilets strane didn't you :)

Yes, the one in your house is indeed furcsa to me.
Not everyone has these toilets in Hungary though. Some have normal ones.



Btw i was infected and still i am a little bit with this fobia. When i was a teenager for example on holidays when i was at someone else's place i used to hold it back for days if the door could not be locked for example.

Strangley I was aswell when I was a teenager. But after I watched trainspotting I realized that when you have to go you have to go :D :howler:
It wasn't because the door can't be locked more a fear that I would catch something. I never went at school in all my life.

but going back to the article, 4Million people suffer from it!!!

[Bentex]

Have you trained Áron to do this yet? :D

http://www.ize.hu/files/pics/00001/00001013.jpg

[Bentex]

UFO in China

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[Bentex]

What a world we live in :) The things they know nowadays :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/bentex/24.jpg

[Bentex]

Men & Women are different
NICKNAMES

* If Laura, Suzanne, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Kate and Sarah.
* If Mike, Charlie, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Sh*t-Head and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT

* When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Dave and John will each throw in £10, even though it's only for £32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
* When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

* A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.
* A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale

BATHROOMS

* A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from M&S.
* The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

* A woman has the last word in any argument.
* Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

CATS

* Women love cats.
* Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

FUTURE

* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
* A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
* A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
* A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

* A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins, answer the phone, read a book, and get the post.
* A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

* Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
* Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

* Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
* A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

* Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.



* What a woman says: C'mon...This place is a mess. You and I need to clean. Your trousers are on the floor and you'll have no clothes if we don't do the laundry now.
* What a man hears: C'MON ... blah, blah, blah YOU AND I blah,blah, blah, blah, blah ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, NOW

:howler:

[Bentex]

Do you think you know more about football than Bentex? Well take the test to prove it!
http://www.bentex.tv/footballtest.htm

[Máté]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1246174515665636969

if u have 8 minutes u can have a look

[Bentex]

:D

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[Bentex]

Here is another American on who wants to be a millionaire :D :dielaugh:

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[Pali bácsi]

Here is another American on who wants to be a millionaire :D :dielaugh:

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Oh...what did the guys in the dorm do to that boy when he got back to school? Dumbass

[Bentex]

The is a really funny video on youtube.... I can't post the link though because it really is 18+.
But remember there was a song the was named as it was by Belga but it wasn't? Well search that name on youtube and watch the video :howler:

I know the people who know the answer are 18+ :)

[szövkap]

*********deleted by Bentex.... what did I just say? :rollani:*********

:angel:

Te kis Túró Rudi :D

[szövkap]

this also not bad
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Bz5ceNAdE2k

[szövkap]

or http://youtube.com/watch?v=3OeqNbJsIno

[Bentex]

this also not bad
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Bz5ceNAdE2k


This is a great copy :thumbsup:

[Bentex]

Fradista The Zookeeper

The board of Budapest Zoo are having the quarterly meeting when they call the Fradista, the head keeper, into the room.

'Fradista, as you are aware, the female gorilla just can't get pregnant. So we would like to ask if you would be willing to have sex with her for 50000ft.'

The Fradista thinks it over then replies - 'I will subject to three conditions. The first one is that there is to be no kissing, the second is that none of my family find out about it and the third is that you give me a couple of weeks to get the money together.'

:D :D :D

[Bentex]

I found this on big szar :D

the hot German girl thread

:howler: :howler:

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/4910/simonemutherthiesjpg2ls9.jpg

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/3938/annifriesinger1mb7.jpg

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/9540/13483felicitaswoll5yearscpc07van2000qk6.jpg

http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/5620/anjakling12ra5.jpg

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/4633/annewill7jz5.jpg

http://eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/premiere_photo/20050905/16/1963952688.jpg

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/3825/lilligruber8oi1.jpg

:howler: :howler: :howler: :howler: :howler: :howler:

[Don Papi]

big noses :howler:

[Bentex]

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6517/1520se8.jpg

http://www.n-tv.de/img/688872_src_path5.6SWg.jpg

http://www.dumbppl.com/images2/304.jpg

http://www.top-greetings.com/v/2004/5/flasherj.jpg

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2006270603,00.jpg

http://files.isnichwahr.com/cont/amazing/images/5.jpg

[Bentex]

:howler:

http://rotter.net/User_files/forum/454470c46b40b360.jpg

[Bentex]

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/4418/dontworrysirimfromtheinox9.jpg

http://media1.davesdaily.com/pictures/pictures13/541-microsoft-windows-vista-humor.jpg

http://media1.davesdaily.com/pictures/pictures13/592-ass-gallery.jpg

http://www.szexi-mof.com/gbu.jpg

http://i9.tinypic.com/2lu56w5.jpg

[MagyarGyerek]

lmao!

[Bentex]

:howler:

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[Bentex]

Worst Burglar Ever

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Funny bluetooth commercial :howler:

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[Bentex]

How Andor got his job at McDonalds :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/bentex/job.jpg

[fradi]

Is that ur appilcation Bentex?:)

[fradi]

Welcome to america the land of MCdonalds, Burger King, Wendy's Taco Bell:lick:

[Don Papi]

:howler: so true

[fradi]

SO true? i was joking, I'm from America I don't beleive any of what i posted. Did u know americans work the most out of the whole entire world. Even on holiday's we still work, I know in europe u stop like 2-3 days before. We work 24 hours a day 7 days a week 365 days a year non-stop. The entire world seems to think we r lazy:rollani: That's a joke

[fradi]

sorry mate i'm sorry, but i'm tired of hearing from the entire world how lazy americans are. That's what u meant by SO TRUE RIGHT?

[fradi]

You ppl also seem to think we r all rich and drive sport cars etc... Just because our gov't is the most superor in the world doesn't mean that life is any different compared to England, Holland Germany, Luxemborg Canada, Australia

[Bentex]

First Ultrafox, then MG and now Fradi...
whos cage is going to get rattled next :D

[deeuu]

Did someone mention America? :pp :mad: :ass: :happy:

[Don Papi]

I ment So True in a response to Bentex claiming its mine application form :)

[Máté]

Everyone is posting drunk here, recently? :tongue:

[fradi]

Who's MG? The kid from Toronto? Did u say i was drunk? All I had was Orange Fanta?
Is it true that everyday at 12.00 in the land of the 3 lions (England) every1 stops to drink a cup of tea?

[fradi]

I'm sorry I meant to say the land of DAVID BECKHAM AND THE SPICE GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

[deeuu]

Dear God NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

First GM and Bobo Rimtickler, now this WTF.... :rollani: :rolleyes: :scared: :groan: :groan:

The French got it absolutely right... :pp

[Bentex]

I've never seen a case of funny double standards since the last.... well you know ;)

[Bentex]

I ment So True in a response to Bentex claiming its mine application form :)

It went straight over his head :)

[Bentex]

Who's MG? The kid from Toronto?

yes

Is it true that everyday at 12.00 in the land of the 3 lions (England) every1 stops to drink a cup of tea?

Yes I think it's true :D

[Bentex]

http://grooz.com.ua/img/012bmwbobikgai.jpg

:happy:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y144/grumpyboyfett/89867_catbeddogbed.jpg

:thumbsup: :flirt: :pp

http://www.funnypicture.co.uk/images/funny-pictures98.jpg

:scared:

http://www.killsometime.com/Pictures/images/presidential-inspection.jpg

:flirt:

http://www.killsometime.com/Pictures/images/Priceless9.jpg

http://viral.lycos.co.uk/attachments/3706/Badlytaught.jpg

:scared:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/steppinchoi/santa.jpg

:scared:

http://img87.exs.cx/img87/5470/diebitchdie5za.jpg

[Bentex]

http://www.pictub.com/users/2006/07/02/Guinness/albums/Guinness/photos/fireworks__lol.gif

http://dl3.glitter-graphics.net/pub/77/77299yq5j0qv7xb.gif

[Bentex]

How I laughed when I saw this :)

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/5663/scrubsvk7qu1.gif

[Kajoo]

this arrived in my mailbox couple of days ago.

Find German !

http://images.fmg.sk/najdi_nemku.jpg

[Bentex]

that's a toughie :D

[deeuu]

Class :howler: :howler: :howler:

[Kajoo]

picture of tragical car accident...only for strong stomach :scared: :scared: :scared:

























http://linuxupc.upc.es/~kampa/blog/fotos/tragedia.jpg

[Bentex]

That's what happens when you rush things :(

[Kajoo]

I´m glad there is somebody who feels my pain when watching this pic :howler:

[Bentex]

look what they also did to this dog :eek:

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/8876/116559372311634712888mc4.jpg

[Máté]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXpLB0ckTxw

[Bentex]

My hero on the left :D

http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/5887/1165492725manndesjahresnr0.jpg

[deeuu]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXpLB0ckTxw

That is utterly brilliant! :howler:

One of the funniest things I have seen for ages...

Pourquoi ton père a fui la Hongrie?... :pp :howler: :happy:

[Máté]

Je ne sais pas pourquoi :)
There was that American comedian, now this one...Magyarország will be famous :D
Fortunately they don't know what 'Sar' means :) They speak Fekete pákó language (te húlye kócsog)

[Kajoo]

...and MAN of the YEAR is....

http://xitami.utb.cz/xitami/data/clanky/obrazky/mapro/mr1.jpg

http://strach.cz/jokes/muzroku2.jpg

http://strach.cz/jokes/vylet.jpg

[Kajoo]

Boiler from Poland.

http://strach.cz/jokes/bojler.jpg

[Kajoo]

Skoda forever !

http://strach.cz/jokes/auto3.jpg

[Kajoo]

Safety first !

http://strach.cz/jokes/prace7.jpg

[Kajoo]

Tour de France 2007 can start.



http://strach.cz/jokes/kolo4.jpg

http://strach.cz/jokes/kolo5.jpg

http://strach.cz/jokes/kolo6.jpg

[Máté]

Wow that boiler is amazing. The skoda pic is fake :)

[Kajoo]

Really ? :D Believe me or not 10 yrs ago I had old rusty Skoda 105 (15 yrs old) with regrinded cylinders. Once I drove it downhill somwhere in east Slovakia around 180 km/h (consumption more than 15 l/100 km) and overrun new BMW. Driver of this german miracle looked quite shocked. I was just laughing like idiot, this car isn´t constructed for such a speed, each time I drove it around 180 I had the feeling some mudguard is going to fly away :D

[Máté]

180 with Skoda? Good to have you here alive then :)
I had an S100 as my first car, and I still have not given up to buy one, maybe even an 1000MB. I just need a sweet old man who is selling his well-maintained car for a few coins :)

[Kajoo]

Not much of S1000´s survived up to present time, well-maintained S1000are becoming quite expensive here. Friend of mine owns one and he several times refused to sell it. It´s old-fashioned oldie with chromic elements, in combination with metallic colour it looks brilliant.

[Máté]

In Slovakia there are some really nice ones but the prices... :(
Don't mix 1000MB and S100 ;)

http://skoda-mb.prekladys.com/images/721-MBL69-2.jpg - 1000MB
http://auta5p.car.cz/zkusenosti/skoda_110/s110_01.jpg - S100

[Kajoo]

I know them really well, my mom´s first car was S100. In 1978 and 1979 we drove them twice to Balaton, we were 7 people, 2 tents, gas-ring and food for 14 days :howler: almighty christ we were poor but it were the best vacations of my life. I remember we were buying all the things that weren´t avalaible in Slovakia: cocoa, Márka, carry-bags with picture of Abba & Smokey...

[Kajoo]

http://www.habeeb.com/images/funny.photo.1235.jpg

[deeuu]

and either a Serbian car or the photo is backwards...

[Kajoo]

Love this seat-belt !

http://tammisworld.mu.nu/archives/seatbelt.jpg

[Kajoo]

and either a Serbian car or the photo is backwards...

car is registered in Slovakia, Hlohovec.

[Bentex]

Love this seat-belt !

http://tammisworld.mu.nu/archives/seatbelt.jpg


I think my neighbours heard me laughing at that :D

[Bentex]

:flirt:

http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/3083/1165492825mofy3ug6.jpg

[Kajoo]

well, MAN OF THE YEAR found :howler:

[Bentex]

:eek:

http://www.b3tards.com/u/c3438af4e70f55040164/maltesers.gif

[Bentex]

Don't watch this if you are about to eat :yuck:

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[Pali bácsi]

> If Santa Answered His Mail Honestly
>
> Deer Santa,
> I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all
> yeer.
> Yer Friend,
> Billy
>
> Dear Billy,
> Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How
> about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I'm
> giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell.
> Santa
> ************************************************** ***
> Dear Santa,
> I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is
> peace and joy in the world for everybody!
> Love, Sarah
>
> Dear Sarah,
> Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
> Santa
> ************************************************** **
> Dear Santa,
> I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my
> mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
> Love, Teddy
>
> Dear Teddy,
> Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a
> hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your
> frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that
> dream. Let me send you some Legos instead.
> Santa
> ************************************************** **
> Dear Santa,
> I want a new bike, a Playstation 2, a train, some G.I. Joes, a
> dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.
> Love, Francis
>
> Dear Francis,
> Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays. I bet you're gay. I'll set
> you up with a Barbie.
> Santa
> ************************************************** **
> Dear Santa,
> I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots
> for your reindeer outside the back door.
> Love, Susan
>
> Dear Susan,
> Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face
> when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a
> bottle of Scotch.
> Santa
>
> ************************************************** **
> Dear Santa,
> What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making
> toys?
> Your friend, Thomas
>
> Dear Thomas,
> All the toys are made in China I have a condo in Vegas where I
> spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by
> drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail
> waitresses while losing money at the craps table. Hey, you wanted to
> know.
> Santa
> ************************************************** **
> Dear Santa,
> Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're
> awake, like in the song?
> Love, Jessica
>
> Dear Jessica,
> Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm
> skipping your house.
> Santa
> ************************************************** **
> Dear Santa,
> I really want a puppy this year. Please, please, please, PLEASE,
> PLEASE could I have one?
> Love, Timmy
>
> Dear Timmy,
> That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap
> doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater again.
> Santa
>
> ************************************************** **
> Dearest Santa,
> We don't have a chimney in our house. How do you get into our home?
> Love, Marky
>
> Dear Mark,
> First stop callling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting
> your ass whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you
> live in a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad
> just like the boogeyman does, through your bedroom window.
> Sweet dreams,
> Santa

[Don Papi]

:howler:

[MagyarGyerek]

LooooooooooooooooooL!

[Bentex]

21 things you could only get away with saying at christmas
1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.

[Bentex]

This is funny :D

http://www.toilette-humor.com/kissing_prank.shtml

[fradi]

Dear Santa, i'd like to see Fradi back in the NB! next season and for Hungary to qualiffy for the 2008 euros and win the whole thing:) I'd to see all the Lila feherek fiuk crying and the MTK Kekes Feherek fiul crying too because fradi will return and win it all.

[deeuu]

I think you missed the point, it says funny not delusional...

Just got this from a mate. Poor bugger.......

************************************************** *

Subject: Bunnings Scam

A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular
Bunnings customers. Over the last month I became the victim of a
clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get hardware
supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough
to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year
old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the
car. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with
their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible
not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead
ask you for a ride to another Bunnings. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them
climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while
the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,
17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets. Bloody Bitches..

[Bentex]

:)

http://www.xtratime.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3822565&postcount=1062

[Bentex]

A lonely widow, age 70, decided it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's)
MUST NOT BEAT ME
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
AT 1704 MAPLE DRIVE

On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman, with no arms or legs, sitting in a wheelchair.

"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow asked.

"Just look at you...you have no legs!"

The old gentleman smiled and said, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you."

"But you don't have any arms, either!" she snorted. Again the old man smiled and said, "Therefore, I can never beat you."

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed?"

The old man leaned back in his wheelchair, beamed a big smile, and said , "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

[Bentex]

A video for Pali bácsi
http://media1.mentalfunk.com/funktastic/movies/funny/bush-****s-usa.wmv

[Bentex]

Replace the **** with fúck :)

[Pali bácsi]

A video for Pali bácsi
http://media1.mentalfunk.com/funktastic/movies/funny/bush-****s-usa.wmv


It said, video not found. :(

[Bentex]

Did you replace the ****?

[Bentex]

try here
http://tinyurl.com/yxjkyb

[Bentex]

Hungarian police have launched a search among their own ranks for two men in police uniform whose hip-hop dance routine has been posted on the video sharing Web site YouTube and local news sites.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw5NhDVFmt8

:howler:

[Pali bácsi]

try here
http://tinyurl.com/yxjkyb

:howler: :howler:

[Pali bácsi]

Hungarian police have launched a search among their own ranks for two men in police uniform whose hip-hop dance routine has been posted on the video sharing Web site YouTube and local news sites.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw5NhDVFmt8

:howler:

November 1987, I went to Budapest for a weekend to visit my cousin. I was living in Salzburg at the time.

My wife, (who I was dating at the time), took her for the first time. The border guard saw our American passports and started break dancing for us.

At the time, I thought, how times have changed. It was hilarious.

[Bentex]

Nottingham cable TV shopping :D :D :D :D

http://www.controlarms.org/teleshop/

[Bentex]

OMG this has got to hurt :eek: :eek: :eek:

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[Bentex]

That was close :eek: :eek: :eek:

http://jon04ctsv.com/images/crash1.jpg








http://jon04ctsv.com/images/crash2.jpg











http://jon04ctsv.com/images/crash3.jpg

[MagyarGyerek]

wow thats a long fall down...

[Máté]

But what happened? Do we know? Or should I find it out from the pix? Traces of a crash are on the opposite side. I'm a dumbass I know.

[Don Papi]

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[Don Papi]

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[MagyarGyerek]

roflmao dumbass cheerleaders! :D

[Bentex]

Some great clips there :D I think Pali bácsi is the guy with the bowling ball :D

[Don Papi]

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:D

[Don Papi]

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:howler: Why you should hit your children :howler:

[Bentex]

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:D

:D :D

[Pali bácsi]

Some great clips there :D I think Pali bácsi is the guy with the bowling ball :D
:ass: :o

[Bentex]

Great name

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/bad-name-for-television.jpg

[Bentex]

http://i16.tinypic.com/30kftj4.jpg

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/1674/0105071604m010506lionkige1.jpg

:happy:

[MagyarGyerek]

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:howler: Why you should hit your children :howler:

LooooL Russel Peters is hilarious! canadian comedian :D

[Don Papi]

Tupac is still alive :stuckup: He lives in Germany :D

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[Bentex]

:D

[Bentex]

Székely himnusz by Loki ultras :proud: :proud: :proud:

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[Kajoo]

At a U2 concert in Ireland, Bono asks the audience for some quiet. Then he
starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he
says into the microphone...

- I want you to think about something. Every time I clap my hands, a child
in Africa dies. A voice from the front of the audience yells out:
- Then fookin stop clappin, ya asehole!"

[Bentex]

<embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/386181/the_insane_human_slingshot.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed><br><font size = 1><a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/386181/the_insane_human_slingshot/">The Insane Human Slingshot - video powered by Metacafe</a></font>

keep watching to the end :D

[Bentex]

American car sales advert :D 18+ only ;)

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[PJrules]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5bPMwAHdJCg
hey guys, haven't been here for a while, just stopping to say hi :)

[Bentex]

Hi :) you should come here more often... I want my cute animal clips :)

[Pali bácsi]

Edited Version of previous post:

If anyone is looking to get really drunk tonight, I have something that could help you:

http://www.drinkinggame.us/

:jester:

[fradi]

Delete that post. I promised everyone that I will not post any political comments. Goalpdl my countyrymen is provking me, to have another outburst that's not going to happen. Anyway I don't have time to watch it, the NHL allstar competion is more interesting to me anyway. I know what his speach will be about.

[Bentex]

First of all I don't know what a state of the union address is. But Pali bácsi posted what he did as humor about the way Bush talks and what he says.
It was meant as a joke.... nearly every joke has a victim. He was not being serious.

[Bentex]

Guess if this driver is male or female.... the answer is at the end :)

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Please don't accuse me of being sexist now :D I've been driven loads of times by women and lived to tell the tail.



























Just :D

[PJrules]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dIfs6nzv0I

Amazing animals :D

[Bentex]

Very clever :proud:

[Don Papi]

:howler: OMG this guy rocks :howler: He actually stole all those moves from me :stuckup: I like the dance for the Fradi song :howler:

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[Bentex]

It's good but too long :) I forgot all about cotton eye joe :D that was a classic :D

[fradi]

That's my fav. cotton eye joe

[Elyria]

Szomszédok retro :D
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Watch from the 30th second. The computer's frozen down, what should Vágási Feri do now? :howler:

Oh and Peter Crouch's autobiography:
http://i5.tinypic.com/40636g6.jpg