Funny Clips/Pics, Jokes and links

[Bentex]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3txfTEP6ON4

[Máté]

For those who might still have doubts about the effect socialism has had on Hungarians:

http://www.lhp.hu/kepeslap_kezbesit_video.php?a=965&cimmail=mormotafilm@rtlklub.hu

[Bentex]

I find that clip very worrying.

[Bentex]

hahahahahaha
http://209.0.146.17/10/graphics/movies/movies_pc_forPorn.wmv

[Máté]

For Andor!
Dog story from Pécs

http://www.trosradar.nl/PHP/news/26/1920
video: http://www.trosradar.nl/mediaplayer/player.php?videoID=855&mode=item

[Bentex]

For everyone! :D
check this!
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/bentex/Valovilag_bunyo.avi

also tell me your download speeds :)

[Don Papi]

wtf :eek:

500kb/sec

[Bentex]

looks like benny has some new webspace to play with :D

[Máté]

0,5 MByte/s - not bad

[szövkap]

I had only 360 kb/s :depress:

[Bentex]

and what do we think about the clip? :)

[szövkap]

it's the "real world" after all

[Máté]

I had only 360 kb/s :depress:

kB you mean? thats still good.

[Máté]

and what do we think about the clip? :)

béna...fake of course

[Don Papi]

the guy on the right is funny :D trying to safe his laptop from under the fighting ****'s :howler:

[szövkap]

béna...fake of course

kamu világ?

[Máté]

jancsika :)

[Bentex]

what's this Lalika?

[Bentex]

hahaha
http://www.wimp.com/competition/

[Bentex]

hmmm, anyway Máté I warn you beforehand.
I just ordered a data cable to finally get some pix off my phone ;)

[Máté]

jujj are there ones kompromittál engem?
btw hungaria will come to my place soon :)

[hungaria]

No i wont, he cant even offer a decent pizza. :finger: :D

[Bentex]

LOL

[Máté]

We have finished some pizzas...no with walnuts though ;)

[Bentex]

Wtf :d

[Máté]

he said he wanted one...now we are off to budapest rock life...not **** hiphop :D

[Bentex]

blah, Ganxsta Zolee rulezzz :cool:

have fun :thumbsup:

[Máté]

Dienkuje!

[Alister]

Andor why do you have Cem Yilmaz in your picture?

Janci bacsi, Ive upload clip to my space to test.

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/a.telli/Peto_vs_Cercle_Bruges_Bentex_TV.wmv

you can have this space for bentex tv!

[Bentex]

thanks! it works a dream.

ah hungaria and Máté you wouldn't belive what happened after I closed the phone.
Police started to cause us big problems, I was in the kitchen talking to you guys while 3 customers were fighting in the shop. Police were just passing and saw the fight while I was listening to Máté singing. The police were asking what we were doing that we didn't stop the fight! :) anyway we are gonna get reported to the local council because the CCTV was not even switched on. Shame I would've uploaded that aswell :D

[Don Papi]

Andor why do you have Cem Yilmaz in your picture?

Janci bacsi, Ive upload clip to my space to test.

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/a.telli/Peto_vs_Cercle_Bruges_Bentex_TV.wmv

you can have this space for bentex tv!

Cem Yilmaz rocks :cool:

[Máté]

thanks! it works a dream.

ah hungaria and Máté you wouldn't belive what happened after I closed the phone.
Police started to cause us big problems, I was in the kitchen talking to you guys while 3 customers were fighting in the shop. Police were just passing and saw the fight while I was listening to Máté singing. The police were asking what we were doing that we didn't stop the fight! :) anyway we are gonna get reported to the local council because the CCTV was not even switched on. Shame I would've uploaded that aswell :D

OMG you know I have pale memories only...I hope you didn't put me on speakers :)
Grrr hungaria just woke up i think...he texted me now.

[Bentex]

I called all the staff to the kitchen to listen to you :D
that's why nobody stopped the fight :D

it all your damn fault! :D

[Bentex]

my mate just got a BMW, here is a clip of him 'testing it'
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/bentex/BMW.wmv

I dunno who that idiot is encouraging him to go faster :rolleyes: :D

[Máté]

Always wondered why is it a concern buying expensive cars just to go fast. You could do it with a 20-year-old Mazda, too. Grow up :)

[Bentex]

yes sir :) guess who? :D

http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/8549/photo00243hq.jpg

[Bentex]

Always wondered why is it a concern buying expensive cars

so has Attila :) look what he drives :D

http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/6979/photo01257kg.jpg

[Bentex]

Máté where the hell are you?
you still eating sushi?

http://www.ezprezzo.com/videoclips/japanese_restaurants.html

[Máté]

Tu sam.

[Bentex]

neked is :)

[hungaria]

I called all the staff to the kitchen to listen to you :D
that's why nobody stopped the fight :D

it all your damn fault! :D

The fight started cos they wanted to take your phone and turn it off.

Believe me i was there live and still havent got my full strength back after that vocal expirience. :D

[Bentex]

Lesz Lesz Lesz :D actually that was okay... it's that london underground song that caused me pain :D

[Bentex]

btw, your earlier work got a viewing :D
http://www.nb1.hu/forum2/viewtopic.php?id=10943

[Máté]

http://index.hu/politika/kulfold/roman6859/

frustration 4ever

[Bentex]

if anyone wants to see the Ferkó/Viki vita it's streamed here.

mms://wms1.hungary.com/dunatv/spot_7642.asf

[Máté]

Lárifári!!!

[Máté]

Part I: http://www.hirtv.net/?tPath=/view/videoview&videoview_id=3404
Part II: http://www.hirtv.net/?tPath=/view/videoview&videoview_id=3405
Part III: http://www.hirtv.net/?tPath=/view/videoview&videoview_id=3406

[Don Papi]

Goodmorning :D
time for some morning exercises

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NtFrwBb_Sg&feature=Views&page=1&t=t&f=b

[Bentex]

does she know it's recording? :D

[Don Papi]

yeah she turns it on in the beginning :D

[Bentex]

I found this on you tube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1rTZkLOk5g&search=bentex

[Don Papi]

I found this :cool:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zXsoZz-ATA&search=Satisfaction%20Girls%20Dancing

[Bentex]

have you seen the uncut offical video?
it's hardcore porn in time to the song :D

[Don Papi]

have you seen the uncut offical video?
it's hardcore porn in time to the song :D

:eek: noooo :hangover:

[Bentex]

it shows on music channels late at night,
I have it somewhere.... I remember one of my mates asked me to download ;)

[Bentex]

it's 67.77mb on DC++

[Bentex]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v119/Byatt/cid_006201c65d8b3078fab06402a8c0Lap.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v119/Byatt/cid_005801c65d8b3078fab06402a8c0Lap.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v119/Byatt/cid_005601c65d8b3078fab06402a8c0Lap.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v119/Byatt/cid_005401c65d8b3078fab06402a8c0Lap.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v119/Byatt/cid_005e01c65d8b3078fab06402a8c0Lap.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v119/Byatt/cid_005c01c65d8b3078fab06402a8c0Lap.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v119/Byatt/cid_005a01c65d8b3078fab06402a8c0Lap.jpg

[szövkap]

egyetek sok gyümölcsöt, egészséges hatása van :D

[Don Papi]

Where are all the large Hungarian hubs on DC :googly: There are only small ones :googly:

http://www.slibe.com/imagestumb/3b1d3bad-DC_JPG.jpg (http://www.slibe.com/image/3b1d3bad-DC_JPG/)

[Bentex]

are you in passive mode?

[Don Papi]

yeah its the only way it works for me because of my router

[Bentex]

mind1 here are the hubs :)
http://www.hublist.org/?p=search&search=&x=25&y=7&country=HU

[Máté]

Bentex i'm sure you are familiar with mardi gras videos...do you think all birds are b!tches...?

[Bentex]

I dunno what mardi gras is.

[Don Papi]

isnt it that american spring break thing where drunk girls show their stuff for beer ?

[Bentex]

I'd really like to know what Máté is trying to get at.

[Máté]

They do it for beads
http://www.ferfimagazin.hu/video.php?catid=22

[Don Papi]

http://s40.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1RDUHB71I17YH2F0PVU2KPYJD4

[Bentex]

They do it for beads
http://www.ferfimagazin.hu/video.php?catid=22


I once saw a video when girls 'showed' things for beads.

but I still don't understand your question...

Bentex do you think all birds are b!tches?

[szövkap]

isnt it that american spring break thing where drunk girls show their stuff for beer ?


no, it's "zsíros kedd", the carnaval tuesday in new orleans, hence the french expression for it :)

[Bentex]

Attila thinks he's got a better tattoo than this...

http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/8096/8045764pict2yj.jpg

personal I think tattoos look **** (unless it's of a turul or something like that)

anyone else got a tattoo?

[Bentex]

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/4417/1153981qe.gif

[Bentex]

http://www.enexgee.net/pics/gif/boink%2520boob.gif

http://www.digitalbricabrac.com/gifs/borat_runningman.gif

http://www3.filehost.to/files/2006-04-12_01/004847_babypuke1.gif

[Don Papi]

The Borat one is cool :cool:

[Bentex]

http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/6493/ug0100686ku.gif

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/6070/11441472124474yr.gif

http://gifdepot.com/albums/Animals/Monkey.gif

http://lolzing.com/albums/GIFsMthruZ/MrTdance.gif

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/8901/11444986363378ny.gif

http://x10.putfile.com/3/8212291735.gif

[Bentex]

http://random-m.com/images/509619348_1144458177862.gif

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/3688/11445178104810vb.gif

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/1392/bondcar7pu.gif

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/3893/balls8ik.gif

http://gifdepot.com/albums/Sports/soccergoal.gif

[Bentex]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v478/kevbo2020/loltruck8vd6tn.gif

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1876/eyeknock8zy.gif

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/203/shootdog323dv.gif

http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/3629/11313433160418di7cx.gif

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/9568/2493690312nf4jc.gif

that's enough for one day :)

[Máté]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paprika

[szövkap]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paprika

the paprika article has some mistakes. first of all, the word paprika we did surely not take it from slavic languages, but from the turks who brought it into the region, and they call it biber, then it became biberke and paprika.
then it has other mistakes too, it doesn't mention the two separate origins of the plant, south america and asia. and that paprika and chili is in fact the same thing, and that it has 100s of subspecies and varieties, alone in mexico they know about 100 different chiles (paprikas), in hungary I know about 10-15 different kinds :D

[Máté]

Are you sure it's not from the 'yugo' word papar?

[Bentex]

http://209.0.146.17/10/graphics/movies/movies_do_you_speak_english.wmv

[Máté]

http://209.0.146.17/10/graphics/movies/movies_do_you_speak_english.wmv

Ez nagyon tetszett :)))

[Máté]

Bosnian pyramid?

http://index.hu/tech/tudomany/eupiram0425/

[Don Papi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3umKwji6ncw

[Don Papi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6jBQoS6m7k&search=deutsch :howler:

[Bentex]

:D

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/a.telli/367831549789hb.jpg

[Don Papi]

wtf is that :eek:

[Bentex]

they're called geordies :D

[Akimych]

http://ru.fishki.net/picsn/podbor38_17.jpg
http://ru.fishki.net/picsn/mail/polomka.jpg
http://ru.fishki.net/picsn/mail/vpragev.jpg
http://ru.fishki.net/picsn/mail/tailand_microsoft.jpg

[Bentex]

dude they are weak, nobody will laugh at them.
you need to post stuff like this :D

http://195.70.57.122/~bentextv/temp/Biciklis_eses.mpg

[Don Papi]

:howler: is he dead now ?

[Bentex]

nah I doubt it, I did stuff like that all the time when I was a lad :)

[Bentex]

being addicted to coke is bad (http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/8049/200604101513066895194dt.jpg)

[Don Papi]

http://www.wimp.com/matrixmove/

:D

[Bentex]

he nearly did it aswell :D

[Akimych]

http://www.wimp.com/matrixmove/

:D
it's from Russia.. it's me :D :D

[Bentex]

safe bro ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_SR1dgZ4rQ&search=Kersal

[Don Papi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPHfLH0UpqE&search=blackzilla

[Bentex]

you really like that guy :)
but now time for some more gifs ;)

http://home.comcast.net/~jtiger12/suparetard.gif

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/4701/mrtgay8zh.gif

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/7821/mikebneanderthalmandestroysyou.gif

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/2853/ronaldmad3rn0gu.gif

http://random-m.com/images/696447373_roofdrop2.gif

http://i2.cashmoneyuploads.com/img/paddycake2zp164d.gif

http://i2.cashmoneyuploads.com/img/13831f3.gif

[Bentex]

one of the best movies ever acted out by rabbits :D

http://www.angryalien.com/0406/reservoirbuns.asp

[Don Papi]

Bentex when he came to England :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YkEyDx-xKE

[Bentex]

lol, sanyi likes monty python.

[Don Papi]

nice commercial for his car :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9y8RRbKJ2o

[Don Papi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofko2S-MXfQ

I found my new idol :sweeteye:

[Don Papi]

http://www.flurl.com/item/Afghan_Fishing_u_134408/

how to fish like an Afghani

[Bentex]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofko2S-MXfQ

I found my new idol :sweeteye:

hey, where did you find my private home videos?

[Bentex]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

:howler:

[Don Papi]

hey, where did you find my private home videos?

:D

I also found this between your vids :flirt:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH-mdKDSGOA

[Bentex]

:D
Andor you just made my day! that was brilliant!

They are also just like the partys my cousins make :D although my cousin Jani sings Tancolj cigánylány better ;)

[Máté]

these videos never work for me

[Bentex]

shame... they're great videos ;)

[lovebird]

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/3866/cia2rq.gif

[Don Papi]

damn i was just going to use that move :moan: now they are warned for it :moan:

[lovebird]

http://www.natives.co.uk/features/jokes/girlsevil.jpg

and further more we are absolutely evil:

x = (sqrt(y))^2
that you can only say that
x = |y| (absolute value of y)
therefore,
if girls=(sqrt(evil))^2
then girls=|evil|
or girls are "absolute" evil!

[Don Papi]

cant argue with that :nerd:

[lovebird]

Lazio?! ouch!

[Bentex]

check this! :D

http://www.phys.ncku.edu.tw/~htsu/humor/fry_egg.html

[Don Papi]

i can really use that right now :D so hungry

[Bentex]

yeah me too :) my last meal egg and chips was hours ago.
although I got some chicken is Honey and Mustard sauce cooking :)

[Don Papi]

im making these

http://www.dinnerworld.be/upload/files/shop/1135845375/thumb_knakworst.jpg

[Bentex]

:yuck: :yuck: :yuck:

you shouldn't eat pig! (have you seen the dog meat thread) :D
http://www.xtratime.com/forums/showthread.php?t=179388

would you try it? :D

[Bentex]

http://marmot.blogs.com/photos/korea_pics/dogmeat1.jpg

[Don Papi]

:yuck: :yuck: :yuck:

you shouldn't eat pig! (have you seen the dog meat thread) :D
http://www.xtratime.com/forums/showthread.php?t=179388

would you try it? :D

i think i posted in that thread a long time ago :D

[Don Papi]

http://www.humormagazin.hu/dl.php?id=66767

[Don Papi]

http://media.putfile.com/NiewModelNokia

[Bentex]

lol :D

[Akimych]

:dielaugh: :dielaugh: :dielaugh:

[Bentex]

funniest clip ever in this thread :)
http://www.bentex.tv/bentexfilez/MVI_0061.mpg

[Don Papi]

for some reason he doesnt play on my mediaplayer :moan:

[Bentex]

I converted to mpg so it would :eek:
this is it in raw form so it's big 60mb.

http://www.bentex.tv/MVI_0061.avi

[Bentex]

check this!
A taxi man went to pick somebody up from BBC studios and somebody mistakenly thought he was somebody else (a person who was going to be interviewed about music downloading). They took him to the presenter and went live!!! check out his face :howler: He started to answer the questions :D :D :D

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/video/cabbie.wmv

here is the story in the paper!
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-2178097,00.html

[Don Papi]

haha his face in the start of the interview is classic :howler:

[Bentex]

:D

http://f5.putfile.com/5/13409042170.gif

[Bentex]

this is funny!

ebay buyer gets own back on seller!

http://www.amirtofangsazan.blogspot.com/

He bought a laptop that turned out to be broken. The scammer didn't refund him. The victim pulled the hard drive and found it crammed with personal information and porn, some of which he published at the above URL to embarrass and humiliate the scammer (the scammer has been commenting under various pseudo names on the "comments" page).

[Don Papi]

:D

http://f5.putfile.com/5/13409042170.gif

:proud:

[Bentex]

LL Junior has some protection :)


http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/9027/10zd3.jpg

http://www.slibe.com/fullimage/6472017a-2_JPG.jpg (http://www.slibe.com)

http://www.slibe.com/fullimage/4674abdb-3_JPG.jpg (http://www.slibe.com)

http://www.slibe.com/fullimage/a4b2b21e-5_JPG.jpg (http://www.slibe.com)

and I thought I'll add this Kisó pic too :D

http://www.slibe.com/fullimage/91f618d4-6_JPG.jpg (http://www.slibe.com)

[Bentex]

check out these racsist posts (http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/3789/racistposts8al.jpg)

[szövkap]

check out these racsist posts (http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/3789/racistposts8al.jpg)

ban them :howler:

[szövkap]

http://vicclap.hu/static/media/200603/pic21686.jpg

next time, they should be more careful with the choice of their names

[lovebird]

Phallic logos (http://www.b3ta.com/features/phalliclogoawards/)

[Bentex]

some good ones there :)

http://vicclap.hu/static/media/200603/pic21686.jpg

next time, they should be more careful with the choice of their names

maybe only köcsögok are allowed to stay there :)

[Bentex]

:smileani:

http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/2209/2006060607060605foto1sq3my.jpg

[Bentex]

:happy:

http://www.bebo.com/FlashBox.jsp?FlashBoxId=723620354

[Don Papi]

:howler:

[Bentex]

:eek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50D6FqFtW-g&

[szövkap]

gátvédelmi szakember :D

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Zi2CzjXHBY0&search=magyar%20humor

[Don Papi]

:howler:

[Bentex]

no comment :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkiXNpRfaS4&mode=related&search=bush%20blooper

this ones good too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0uL7gFQmvw&mode=related&search=bush%20blooper

[Bentex]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

http://skull.bur.st/whoa.jpg

[Don Papi]

http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~kritip/managers%20job.htm

:D

[Don Papi]

http://www.slibe.com/images/e741eb1d-OpticalIllusion_.jpg

[Bentex]

http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~kritip/managers%20job.htm

:D


that is great! Steve Gibson has always been one of the greatest guys in football :thumbsup:

[Bentex]

I found this on another forum, made me laugh :D

A German family head out one Saturday to do some shopping.
While in the sports shop the son picks up an England football shirt and
says to his sister, "I've decided to be an England supporter and I would
like this for my birthday."

His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the
head and says, "Go talk to your mother." So off goes the little lad with the white and red football shirt in hand and finds his mother.
"Mum?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I would like this
shirt for my birthday".

The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head
twice and says, "Go talk to your father." Off he goes with the football shirt in hand and finds his father.

"Dad?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I would like this
shirt for my birthday." The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head 4 times and says: "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards
home. The father turns to his son and says; "Son, I hope you've learned something today?"

The son says, "Yes dad I have."
"Good son, what is it?"

The son replies,
"I've only been an England supporter for an hour and already I hate you
German Bastards"

[Don Papi]

:D

[szövkap]

:howler: :thumbsup: he should ask for one of those helmets instead

[Bentex]

This guy needs a helmet :eek: how he didn't get hurt I'll never know.

http://ettf.net/archives/1824

[Máté]

asztakurva

[Bentex]

Girlspeak To English Dictionary

She says -------------------------- English

We need ------ I want

It's your decision --------- The correct decision should be
obvious by now

Do what you want --------- You'll pay for this later

We need to talk ----------- I need to complain

Sure...go ahead --------- I don't want you to.

I'm not upset ---------- Of course I'm upset, you moron.

You're...so manly --------- You need a shave and you sweat
a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight. ---------- Is sex all you ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not ------------- I have PMS.
overreacting!

Be romantic, turn out the lights. ------------ I have flabby thighs.

This kitchen is so inconvenient. ---------------- I want a new house.

I want new curtains ------------- and carpeting, furniture, wallpaper...

Hang the picture there ---------------- No, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise ------------- I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me? ---------- I'm going to ask for something
expensive.

How much do you love me? ------------- I did something today you're
really not going to like...

I'll be ready in a minute. ---------- Kick off your shoes and find a
good game on T.V.

Is my butt fat? ----------- Tell me I'm beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate. --------- Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!? ------------ [Too late, your dead.]

Yes ----------- No

No ------------- No

Maybe --------- No

I'm sorry. ---------- You'll be sorry.

Do you like this recipe? ---------- It's easy to fix, so you'd
better get get used to it.

I'm not yelling! ----------- Yes I am yelling because I
think this is important.

[Bentex]

asztakurva

if that guy was lucky this guy should be a tree hugger for the rest of his life :eek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRRg_fQRSYI&mode=related&search=

[Don Papi]

Be romantic, turn out the lights. ------------ I have flabby thighs.

:howler: So thats what it means :howler:

[Bentex]

how did they do this! :eek:

http://www.filecabi.net/video/angelbench.html

[Don Papi]

:howler: thats sick

[Bentex]

Hungarian prostitutes made to pay tax :D
http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=945372006

not a joke

[Bentex]

this is funny :D (18+ only, bad language)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG7TsDMWy-o&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eflabber%2Enl%2Farchief%2F0 16754%2Ephp

[Bentex]

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/4618/trio1wx.gif

[Don Papi]

this is funny :D (18+ only, bad language)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG7TsDMWy-o&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eflabber%2Enl%2Farchief%2F0 16754%2Ephp

:howler:

[Bentex]

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/6074/fotootjemakenlachvandedagnl2fl.jpg

http://img427.imageshack.us/img427/3505/gridiron1dv2eh.jpg

Drogba :D

http://img427.imageshack.us/img427/9105/warnabrother0hl1uj.jpg

[Bentex]

couple of babies decided to paint the lounge for their parents :D

http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/5646/paint3jv.jpg

[Bentex]

:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lx9Sk5QN5E

[Alister]

This guy needs a helmet :eek: how he didn't get hurt I'll never know.

http://ettf.net/archives/1824


i can't believe he still alive!

[Bentex]

do you know who this is? :D

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/301/0010ym.jpg

[szövkap]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5VYmc4JrhIg&search=hurka

:D 80s commercial for Hurka :D

[Bentex]

funny add :D but :yuck: food ..... my dad used to eat it :yuck:

[Bentex]

Litván game show :shades:

http://www.sat4all.com/upload//1181913-biki.jpg

spotted on feedhunters :D

[Bentex]

:D

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/1067/parrotchutecbe654998d581277991.gif

[Bentex]

Flinstones Gone Gangsta

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ9X5u48CRU&search=flinstones

:happy: :happy: :happy:

[szövkap]

hehehe, bozsik frédi and détári béni as ganxtas :howler:

[Bentex]

:howler:

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/7198/jajajaj9zy4bj.gif

[Don Papi]

:howler: thats the best one :howler:

[Bentex]

driving in india :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjrEQaG5jPM&search=driving%20%20india

[Bentex]

this one is good too :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7Z4aPiGgok&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Efbtz%2Ecom%2Fforum%2Fshowt hread%2Ephp%3Ft%3D55510

[Bentex]

I wouldn't want sanyi driving me around here :D

http://media.ueba.com.br/0607/road_in_bolivia/road_in_bolivia_01.jpg

http://media.ueba.com.br/0607/road_in_bolivia/road_in_bolivia_02.jpg

http://media.ueba.com.br/0607/road_in_bolivia/road_in_bolivia_03.jpg

http://media.ueba.com.br/0607/road_in_bolivia/road_in_bolivia_04.jpg

http://ueba.com.br/forum/index.php?showtopic=22876

[Bentex]

http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/3765/blog429311zc.jpg

http://i72.imagethrust.com/i/143730/bamboochawall.jpg

http://www.wmyh.com/images/Kuifje/15407.jpg

:D

http://i73.imagethrust.com/i/513424/user80825881150180579303.jpg

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/472/nokiatortuga1he.gif

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/7371/statue1dc.jpg

http://img41.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-30973/loc69/56589_20051228_trabi.jpeg

http://serv3.imagehigh.com/imgs/04//26954_pic05436.jpg

http://serv1.imagehigh.com/imgs//ih000001/23858_pic28145.jpg

[szövkap]

I wouldn't want sanyi driving me around here :D

http://media.ueba.com.br/0607/road_in_bolivia/road_in_bolivia_01.jpg

http://media.ueba.com.br/0607/road_in_bolivia/road_in_bolivia_02.jpg

http://media.ueba.com.br/0607/road_in_bolivia/road_in_bolivia_03.jpg

http://media.ueba.com.br/0607/road_in_bolivia/road_in_bolivia_04.jpg

http://ueba.com.br/forum/index.php?showtopic=22876

how can this be in bolivia when they drive on the left-hand side? however btw, I am the world's best driver if it is on the right side. 1 million km+ without accident :ass: and always fast, but also always on the right side.

[szövkap]

it is bolivia, but they drive on both hand-sides on this street, now I saw the other pics :D then you could feel safe with sanyi on the kormány :D

[Bentex]

oh good, because when you drive on the left it can be dangerous :) you nearly drove us into that puszta a few times :D

[szövkap]

oh good, because when you drive on the left it can be dangerous :) you nearly drove us into that puszta a few times :D

drive us in the puszta few times = touched slightly the járda twice, becuase sitting on the right side, I have no clue where the end of the car is on the left side, I mean I am used to sit on the very left end of the car. so I always felt like I have to be on the very left side of the street too. left-hand side traffic is crazy, but it would be more convenient (to me) if the drivers sit on the left side too. or in the middle, as in racing cars :D

btw, it was never dangerous :nono:

and, I have been taxi-driving for 15 years :mad:

[Bentex]

and, I have been taxi-driving for 15 years :mad:


but you're not Török :eek:

[szövkap]

but you're not Török :eek:


no, but the töröks call me Hodzsa :D I am their taxi prophet :D

[LA_Magyar_LA]

Mi a leg kisseb sak tabla?

A rendor dobogo. Miert azon czak egy paraszat al.

(sorry, but i dont know how to add the accents. and my Hungarian writing isnt perfect.)

[szövkap]

Mi a leg kisseb sak tabla?

A rendor dobogo. Miert azon czak egy paraszat al.

(sorry, but i dont know how to add the accents. and my Hungarian writing isnt perfect.)


mi a legkisebb sakk tábla?

a rendör dobogója mert azon csak egy paraszt áll rajta.

[Bentex]

not a joke a true story.....

My friend Alex just called me. He said did I take money from his bank account (I have his details and buy stuff of the net for him). I said no. He kept talking about he don't know where the 700 quid has gone missing. I said was it his wife? he said no again. I said to him come and pick me up and we'll go to the bank. He said he can't "my car insurance has just finished" :howler: :howler: he didn't think that it's renewed automatically :howler: :howler:

[Bentex]

:howler:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mna35DBiy30&search=funny%20sex

[szövkap]

those funny nederlanders :howler:

[Don Papi]

It was broadcasted on dutch tv :D but its from belgium :D

[Bentex]

beware when you book your cheap holiday.....you may see a nice beach but look whats next to it :D

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/content/plane_blows_beach_away.wmv

if video doesnt work go here.....

http://www.break.com/index/plane_blows_beach_away.html

[Bentex]

I just saw sky news where they recorded the convo between Blair and Bush about the middle east crisis :D
Bush:
"Syria have got to get hezbollah to stop doing this sh!t and then it's over" :howler:

how can they be so stupid :D

[Bentex]

:howler: :howler: :howler: :happy: :happy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFMdqwdSVdw&mode=related&search=stupid%20women

[Don Papi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCHmuMJY28c

:scared:

[szövkap]

beware when you book your cheap holiday.....you may see a nice beach but look whats next to it :D

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/content/plane_blows_beach_away.wmv

if video doesnt work go here.....

http://www.break.com/index/plane_blows_beach_away.html

unfortunately sint maarten / saint martin is a freaking expensive place to go :scared:

[Don Papi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbk_b50gQP4

:D

[Bentex]

hey Andor, here is where you'll work if you lived in south korea :D

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/3347/876ij3.jpg


the thing is I don't know if that is photoshop or real :eek:

[Bentex]

new Ronaldo toy :D
http://www.autela.co.uk/images/MOTHERTOYSSm.mpg

[Don Papi]

hey Andor, here is where you'll work if you lived in south korea :D

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/3347/876ij3.jpg


the thing is I don't know if that is photoshop or real :eek:

:howler: probably is true

[Don Papi]

new Ronaldo toy :D
http://www.autela.co.uk/images/MOTHERTOYSSm.mpg

:sweeteye: I want one

[Bentex]

Hungarian youtube :)
http://www.videa.hu/main.php?

[Bentex]

this ones good :D

http://www.videa.hu/main.php?page=play&v=VyAY5uj7Q51eZKep

[Don Papi]

:howler:

[StuttgartMagyar]

www.chilzim.com
it's a German / Hungarian HipHop site, I like their songs, even if I don't understand the Hungarian parts lol

[Bentex]

:D

My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last:

1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Sydney and mine is in Melbourne.

3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker Then she said, "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!". So I bought her an electric chair.

7. Remember.... Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. Statistically, 100% of all divorces started with marriage.

8. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

9. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

10. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?".... I said, "Dust!"

[Kajoo]

:1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

do it same way, it works :D

[Bentex]

6 was my fave :)

6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker Then she said, "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!". So I bought her an electric chair.

[Don Papi]

I like facts :nerd:

7. Remember.... Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. Statistically, 100% of all divorces started with marriage.

[Bentex]

:howler:

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We snuck into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from
my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither
one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete
button, nine months later a little pop - up appeared that said: "You got male.'"

[Bentex]

^^well I liked it^^

Ok, How about this? :D

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/3/b/c/3bc30eefae9440b93eb9077578c6526b.gif

[Máté]

http://www.lookuptables.com/

How quick are you? Look at the 2 test in the right frame.

[Kajoo]

A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to one of those big "everything under one roof" stores looking for a job. The manager asked, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid said, "Sure, I was a salesman back home in Texas."

The boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I’ll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down to see how things went.

"How many sales did you make today?"

The young man replied without hesitating, "One."

The boss said, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"

The kid said, "$101,237.64."

The boss said, "$101,237.64?! What the hell did you sell?!"

the kid said, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn’t think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Blazer."

Amazed, the boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a truck?"

"No, he came here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, 'Well, your weekend’s shot, you might as well go fishing.'"

[Bentex]

:drunk:


Here is a nice pic :proud:

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/9056/71631691jp6.jpg


European Athletics, Roman Sebrle & Zsivóczky Attila

[Bentex]

http://www.lookuptables.com/

How quick are you? Look at the 2 test in the right frame.

I got scared I had to use my brain and closed the window in less than 2 sec :scared:

Where are you anyway? you said you would be online at 3.30am! I've been waiting for you :flirt:

[Bentex]

Oh yeah, and some idiot crashed into my mate's Corsa :D

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/4117/3ig6.jpg

[Máté]

I woke up at 2 to be here before 3 but lay (laid???) back for 10 minutes and woke up again at 4 :)

[Máté]

:drunk:


Here is a nice pic :proud:




European Athletics, Roman Sebrle & Zsivóczky Attila

A Romanian, a Sebrian, a Czech, a Zsivó and a Hungarian :)

[Máté]

Oh yeah, and some idiot crashed into my mate's Corsa :D


thats a horrible place...u must move to pesterzsébet asap

[Bentex]

Not long to go now ;)

[MagyarGyerek]

ez tok vicces ez a film:D
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EgGv0UjbkGk

[Máté]

yeah it is but a few years old

[MagyarGyerek]

check this out, it cracked me up. de sajnalom 1 kicsit.. remelem nem is emlekszik rola :D
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Jkow1WlDx7E

[Máté]

... remelem nem is emlekszik rola :D


...emlékszik rá ;)

[MagyarGyerek]

jah koszi lehet h en is be vagyok rugva es nem emlekszek beszelni!

[Bentex]

I think I woke up the whole street laughing at this comp :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cCdoXIlKMw

[MagyarGyerek]

ehehe orult kiscicak!

[Bentex]

:happy:

The House Cat

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/3828/housecatfv5.gif (http://imageshack.us)

The Hip Hop Cat

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/5241/hiphopcattg6.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Metal Cats

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/6900/metalcatsxb3.gif (http://imageshack.us)

The Stoner Rock Cat

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/8131/stonerrockcatxp0.gif (http://imageshack.us)

The Stevie Wonder Cat

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/5242/steviewondercatjr9.gif (http://imageshack.us)

The Techno Cat

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/4775/technocatzw0.gif (http://imageshack.us)

i-Cat

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/3359/icatio1.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Bentex]

:D

http://www.filecabi.net/video/master1986.html

[Don Papi]

The hungarian Chuck Norris

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M59pT1t09ZU

[Bentex]

Bush to hold talks on Ali G creator after diplomatic row

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3301/boratzr4.png

British comic Sacha Baron Cohen arrives at the Toronto International Film Festival premiere screening of Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.

US President George Bush is to host White House talks on British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen.

:howler:

[MagyarGyerek]

haha my friend went 2 see that movie and said it was the funniest movie he's ever seen :D

[MagyarGyerek]

hey anyone know when the borat movie is coming out in canada?

[Bentex]

they say in the replys he's from Croatia.

[MagyarGyerek]

I know thats why I took it off! but we are still better than them anyways :D

[Bentex]

I interviewed another Turk about our game with them :)

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/a.telli/SV_A0071.mp4

He nearly killed me when I told him what he said :D I promised not to put it on the net :happy:

[Don Papi]

:howler: :howler: :howler: :howler: :howler: legend :star:

[Bentex]

I'm dead if he finds out that's on the net :D

[Máté]

mute for me :(

[Bentex]

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/a.telli/wav.wav

[Máté]

:eek: you're in trouble i think :eek:

[Bentex]

Damn :( look what happens when I ask for a kebab now :(

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/a.telli/SV_A0064.mp4

[Bentex]

Stupid girl :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJzMTGpUhfI&mode=related&search=

[Bentex]

The Neville sisters :D :D :D :D :D

http://www.dancesisterdance.com/myvid/index.php?v=c76a62fc2affd

[Kajoo]

Stupid girl :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJzMTGpUhfI&mode=related&search=

how do you feel ? retarted ?
:D

[Bentex]

székely himnusz csíksomlyón

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLK3s9k0Vs4

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/bentex/sh.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/bentex/sh4.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/bentex/sh5.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/bentex/sh.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/bentex/sh2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/bentex/sh3.jpg