The DNA theory
This is how the DNA theory can be explained. DNA stands for Don Nicácio Alastor, the first Paquadorian player to play in europe. In 1973 he took Zico's shirt and a picture with Flamengo uniform. Then sent the image to several european clubs with the explanation:
"I am the next Evaristo, but with 14 years I am too poor to be a footballer. I will have to study and became a lawyer or maybe a janitor. I am only 1,21 meters, 14 years, I am a mix between Rivelino (The moustache is quite obvious) and Pedro Rocha with a little of Muhammad Ali. I need medical help to grow up or I shall be bald in 10 years and here, losing hair is having no life. My father will be happy if you give him a job as dish washer. My mother can sing and dance can can. I will be loyal and I will never want to play in the Olympic Games or World Cups, even if Paquador ask me to go. In truth, my greatmother is finish, so I may join their national team.Sorry for the english, paquadorian language can not be translated"
He was sucessful, after discovering he played he won a lot in Rio de Janeiro truco leagues several top clubs hired him. He remained in europe for 13 years, but FIFA screwed everything not allowing him to play the very important "Bacalhau World Cup" played between Portugal, Norway and Saudi Arabia. A true legend, was the first player to be called "underated" in the history of France Football Magazine ,being the paquadorian top scorer in europe until 3 years ago, when a french player naturalized paquadoria scored more than him. But he was a fake, had no moustache.
Kat: "JCam, you may quote me now, but you are quite wise".
Kat: "JCam knows, we do not doubt in him".