Teams: Everton FC (goodison Pk. Heaven on Earth)
Little Karl's neighbors had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born
without ears. When mother and new baby came home
from the hospital,
Karl's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Karl's dad
had a talk with him
and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad
also told him that if
he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's
missing ears or even
said the word ears he would get the spanking of his
life when they came
Little Karl told his dad he understood completely.
When Karl looked in the crib he said, "What a
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Karl."
Karl said, "He has
beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a
cute little nose and
really beautiful eyes. Can he see ?" asked Little
Karl. "Yes," the
mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said
he will have 20/20 vision.
"That's great," said Little Karl, "cuz he'd be
shit outta luck if he needed glasses."