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Fenno-Ugrics 6 54.55%
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post #1 of 61 (permalink) Old May 7th, 2017, 23:27 Thread Starter
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what's the greatest Master Race?

1. Germans



Case for: the original gangstas who extended their lebensraum all over Europe;basically still rule over Europe

Case against: lost the war, been feeling guilty ever since, gave their country away to swarthies


2. Fenno-Ugrics



Case for:the original inhabitants of Europe, the true proto-Europeans

Case against: somewhat irrelevant on global scale, genetic stock weakened due to interbreeding with Northern Slavs

3. Japanese



Case for: super high standard of living, very pure bloodlines due to aggressive racism/isolationism, anime

Case against: short, weak, small penii, women have blurry vaginas and always wail and cry during sex

4. Croatians



Case for: Dinarics are the strongest/tallest race on Earth; great football team

Case against: technically Slavs?

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real fenno-ugrics are hung, magical and swarthy

your inferior bunch must have been mixing with scandies, balts and northern slavs a lot

also, proto-Euros, if anyone, are Basques, and they're swarth too
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North Italians.

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Lusitanians, is my vote
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The wailing and the crying could be considered a turn on for some.

Formerly Jeffrey, ILA etc.
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Very astute arguments, Andy.

Below is my (non) verdict.


Japanese
Pros: vending machines; tentacle erotica; sleeping on the job/sleeping in armoires; Akido; Tokyo restaurants; minimal eye protection.

Cons: bayonets; very coarse pubic hair; all Suzuki/Datsun automobiles; sperm sushi; millenials; more derogatory words/names for Japanese than Inuit words for snow; gay handshakes; karaoke.

Decision: Mostly dazed and confused, USA army/navy/air force/marines occupy Japan. Also, a master race can never include Takeru Kobayashi, or, double eyelid surgery to look whitey. NO.


Croatian
Pros: large mammaried president; develop in-utero connected to a football organ; love/rage bipolar temperaments; pelinkovac; Slaven Bilic guitar solos.

Cons: constitutionally delineated framework of genetic studies; Serbian minority; Tomislav II; Ivan Perisic head shavings; no-fault reinsurance; hairy arm pitted ladies on Adriatic coast; Estonian domination; tourists bring own food/drink.

Decision: Five speed transmission serviced by diaspora technicians that mistake lubricant for self compacting concrete; perpetually stuck in third gear. NO.


Finno-Ugrics
Pros: can claim Norse statuesque/barbarity/sextant phenomenality during any argument; fermented milk; Tokaj; Erno Rubik; water polo; Toomas Hendrik Ilves trolling; schlong size.

Cons: Estonia; Lenin; Csangos; shamanism; horse saddle meat.

Decision: Sometimes considered a "tapestery of culture" but so is the aids memorial quilt. Undomesticated Yakut/Nenet/Sammi haplogroup and incedental Baltics are the bell curve scourge of Magyarok. Also, Lenin. NO.


Germans
Pros: Stout lout, horse humping Catherine II; Udo Dirkschneide; Riesling; Spatzle; German Shepard Dog; Alsace; ruthless efficiency.

Cons: Milli Vanilli; Russian winters; zyklon-b; female arm pit hair throughout Adriatic coast; carpet jockeys; ruthless efficiency.

Decision: Europe's only relevant on/off switch. Finally achieved a Third Reich-Lite wearing a post-menopausal, frumpy blazer. MAYBE trending NO.
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Serious question, often in my life I've discovered that the most racist people are often the worst "specimens" of their own race, cases in point:





why do you guys think that is?
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Shut up, EuroPaki.
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sto!?

Još Hrvatska ni propala dok mi živimo,
visoko se bude stala kad ju zbudimo.
Ak je dugo tvrdo spala, jača hoće bit,
ak je sada u snu mala, će se prostranit.


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map in background has Fiume included, rightfully
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Shut up, EuroPaki.
I'd rather be middle eastern if white pride looks like this:

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I'd rather be middle eastern if white pride looks like this:

I thought you guys were Illyrian?

Još Hrvatska ni propala dok mi živimo,
visoko se bude stala kad ju zbudimo.
Ak je dugo tvrdo spala, jača hoće bit,
ak je sada u snu mala, će se prostranit.


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The Germans were the master race until they got their asses handed to them by slavs(heavily outnumbered but still). Not to mention that today they are lickers and eurofags. What a disgrace they are.
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The Germans were the master race until they got their asses handed to them by slavs(heavily outnumbered but still). Not to mention that today they are lickers and eurofags. What a disgrace they are.
By Slavs you mean Russians?

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Dont know where to put this but it just shows not only are we talented footballers but we are also protectors of the common folk.

Eintracht Frankfurt assistant manager Robert Kovac chases down thief and recovers €40 stolen from pensioner

Croatia legend Robert Kovac chases down thief | Daily Mail Online

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too bad that Robert (and Niko) Kovács is not from Croatia
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I dare you to tell that to his face. How big are your balls? Do they wobble to the ground?

Once he slide tackles you in the middle of the street, you'll ofcourse cry and he'll taste your delicious paprika tears.

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