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post #1 of 94 (permalink) Old April 3rd, 2017, 12:06 Thread Starter
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Which would you rather be?

- a multimillionaire with a really really small penis

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- a guy with a huge schlong but no money or prospects

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schlong

but it's a natural thing here, all hungarians have huge schlongs and no money or prospects so it's not question of 'would rather be' but of 'are'
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I mostly made this thread to test out a theory I have about WWE.

I won't tell you which one.

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A billionaire with a small penis wont remember he has a small penis, he will be having too much fun fvcking shit load of bitches every afternoon to give a sh*t. Don't be jealous.

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Interesting.

Još Hrvatska ni propala dok mi živimo,
visoko se bude stala kad ju zbudimo.
Ak je dugo tvrdo spala, jača hoće bit,
ak je sada u snu mala, će se prostranit.


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too much fun fvcking shit load of bitches every afternoon


where's the fun in that?

sounds like 72 virgins
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can people even fck in heaven?

what does the bible say about this?

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I dunno

heebs don't have no heaven
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post #10 of 94 (permalink) Old April 3rd, 2017, 15:21
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Schlong.
Money can be made, prospects can be created.

Chances are -- give a wee dicked individual money and he'll lose it all by overcompensating.
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schlong

but it's a natural thing here, all hungarians have huge schlongs and no money or prospects so it's not question of 'would rather be' but of 'are'
Can confirm!
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post #12 of 94 (permalink) Old April 3rd, 2017, 18:54
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Proud of 16 cm? LoL. I would be King of dick size there. Europe looks very unfortunate according to that map. To answer the question, I would be the multi millionaire. Even with a small one you have so much tail coming at you. You can simply tell the girls with big vaginas to take a hike and focus on the girls with the nice, small and tight coohies.

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post #13 of 94 (permalink) Old April 3rd, 2017, 20:17 Thread Starter
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well it depends of the country I guess...in countries like Norway or Switzerland being a multimillionaire (if it's like €2-3M worth of assets) might not be such a big deal.

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well it depends of the country I guess...in countries like Norway or Switzerland being a multimillionaire (if it's like €2-3M worth of assets) might not be such a big deal.
That wouldn't be considered being a "multimillionaire". Having a house and a few income properties worth a couple million is basically middle class these days.
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well it depends of the country I guess...in countries like Norway or Switzerland being a multimillionaire (if it's like ?2-3M worth of assets) might not be such a big deal.
Net worth not assets. I know far too many people who are illiquid, and sit on bleeding assets.
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big dick, lol@anyone who says differently.
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Schlong.
Money can be made, prospects can be created.

Chances are -- give a wee dicked individual money and he'll lose it all by overcompensating.


I'm sure it's far easier for a rich fvcker to get an operation to install a giant schlong if he wanted to.

Basically, this question is "who would you rather be: Ted DiBiase or Virgil?".



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big dick, lol@anyone who says differently.
I'd take the millions and use some of it on penis enlargement surgery.

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Proud of 16 cm? .
ever heard of what the term average means?

that's when we have a Hrvat minority (yet they are not even Forint millionaires lol) here with an average below 10cm who obviously make the 100%-magyar's 20+cm average decrease a lot
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You guys are bugging, what good is a huge shlong if you're homeless? Who you going to ****?

A multimillionaire, on the other hand, can buy the finest Instagram prostitutes and **** them any way he wants, and any time he wants.

Give me the money. Having a huge dick isn't everything in life. Besides, who's a better futbol player Messi or Ibrahimovic
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