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On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?"

"How much for a season pass?"
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hmm I don't live in dorms but I am guessing that is how it is at my college
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hmm I don't live in dorms but I am guessing that is how it is at my college
What is the name of your college anyway?
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The telephone rings in the principal's office at a school.

"Hello, this is Dunn Elementary," answers the principal.

"Hi. Jimmy won't be able to come to school all next week," replies the voice.

"Well, what seems to be the problem with him?"

"We are all going on a family vacation," says the voice, "I hope it is all right."

"I guess that would be fine," says the principal. "May I ask who is calling?"

"Sure. This is my father!"
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Seton Hall University
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Seton Hall University
It is veeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy famous.
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Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"

First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..."

Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."

Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:

"Does a fart have lumps?"

The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!"

"OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants..."
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is it?
its like 95% catholic and we have a good basketball team, they made it to NCAA championship last year but lost to Duke in the second round.
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is it?
its like 95% catholic and we have a good basketball team, they made it to NCAA championship last year but lost to Duke in the second round.
1)Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
2)What is it with you and Catholics?
3)The other 5%?
4)Aha,If there was relagation,you would get relegated.
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2) I like Catholics and I am one
3) who knows, whatever Chinese people are.
4) New Jersey has the top soccer (football) teams in the country.
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Uleti Mujo u voz i upita:
• gJel' ovo prvi tazred?
Putnici:
• Da!
A Mujo će:
• Dobar dan,j ja sam vaš novi učitelj!
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mujo and fata jokes? they are always in Arena magazine
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2) I like Catholics and I am one
3) who knows, whatever Chinese people are.
4) New Jersey has the top soccer (football) teams in the country.
3)Budisti?
4)Really?Then they would want me to join them.
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mujo and fata jokes? they are always in Arena magazine
Mujo i Haso.
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Vraćaw se političar kući i obasipa suprugu poljupcima:
• Sve je gotovo, izabran sam!
• Stvarno! Ne lažeš?
• Ne, sada više nema potrebe.
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3)Budisti?
4)Really?Then they would want me to join them.
3) have no clue
4) they don't need you I bet I'm better than you
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Držie Fidel Kastro govor na nekom stadionu:
• Ameri me optužuju da intervenišemo u Nikaragvi...
• Kikiriki! Kokice! - dere se neki prodavac.
• ...a da intervenišem u Angoli...
• Kikiriki! Kokice!j - opet prodavac.
• da izvozim revoluciju...
• Kikiriki! Kokice!
Fidel ise razbesni:
• Ko je taj što viče "Kikiriki,kokice"? Kada ga šutnem, ima da odleti do Majamija!
Ustaje ceo stadion:
• Kikiriki!!! Kokice!!! Kikiriki!!! Kokice!!!
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3) have no clue
4) they don't need you I bet I'm better than you
4)Very funny,I am Maradona when compared to you.
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