You have to love this man...really?. I would certainly derive considerable pleasure if I were watching him being strangled slowly, a garotte lovingly applied by a true artist of the arts of agony, to his venomous neck, perhaps if I were watching a million fire ants swathing his body as they rend his succulent caviar fed arse of it's fat. So in a sence, that would be sort of love, for he is an integral part of the act. Just as he was integral to another act today, an act exceeding any other I could concieve in it's depravity. Melodramatic. Certainly. However, how are the needs of one measured against of plenty? Rambling. Sure. I'm in a rambling sort of mood.
The semantics's of what the 'The Kunt' said, as it's name forever will be spelt in my mind, is one thing. You certaily argue that in some respect 'The Kunt' may indeed have a point. Given the current bugeting at Highbury, it certainly could be construed as being unlikely that we would claim the Champ's league next year. After all how can week compete with the efforts of 'great' clubs such as Barcelona (taken up the sh1tter by a third division team? Really!!!) or the mighty Inter. Who I believe he has recently been associated with, by one set of media vultures or another However, his pathetic, cowardly, cretinous verbal assault on the club and his fellow team 'mates' is another. His behaviour is lacking in even the vaguest level of decency.
But, isn't he just calling it like he sees it? Perhaps if he called a press conference, and this was the product of it. Then perhaps I could be more swayed to that opinion. However, given the nature of the situation, 'The Kunt' currently having a threesome with Marc 'the ****' Roger, and his bit on the beaches of Florida. His vitriol to be spilt from the pen, of a third rate tabloid hack, so firmly entrenched in manure's rectum that he can only see through dollar signs, while he's saftly enconselled away, enjoying his time with the ****. I really can't see it in those terms. Those terms would surely suggest honestly, in what has clearly become a pantomine performance by the 'The Kunt' and his stooges. That said, I seriously doubt that he said those things attributed to him, for a start they contain polysylabelles, which surely would beyond his capabilities., also the phrasiology seems warped. However, I have little doubt that he authorized them on some level.
But, hasn't he the right to dictate his furture, after all he has dedicated himself to the cause for half a decade? Sure, but he also has a contract, and that does not excuse his wretched behaviour. If he requested a Transfer, perhaps staged a press conferance of some kind, which surely wouldn't be a problem with someone of such theatrical tastes. Then would the reaction of been the same. Everyone makes choices in there life, in both scenarios the 'The Kunt' chooses to leave. However, in one he chooses a path of dignity, and in the other he chooses to practice some remarkable sexual gymnastics. Phucking the club, the fans, Wenger, and the players simultaneously. All off which let us not forget, have put up with a remarkable a amount of foreplay already from 'The Kunt'. How many times already this year has he taken the p1ss, needing to cuddled and mollified by Wenger. How many times during the last five years has he put up with his perpetual sendings off, and depravity on the pitch. Who can forget the vile spitting incident. Time and again everyone's come out to support 'the Kunt', perhaps betraying their natural instincts in the process, and he says this bolloks. Betraying, those who stood by him in his enumorous dark hours, and for what? A few pieces of silver? The stroking of his ego? Ahhhh, but both, that surely has to be worth it, no?
But he want's more dosen't he, success....? Let's see. His assertion that the players around him, are not good enough to be in his presence, would be laughable if it were not contemtable. His assertion that success can be and should be bought?, is continually disproved as I'm sure homomars won't tell you. His notion that to be a good player, you must cost X millions of pounds? Is discredited by...well himself. Whilst it's true that Bayern Munich, and Real Madrid, are undoutably going to offer a more likely prospect of success then us. I fail to see how some of the other teams mentioned are. So...perhaps he may desire 'trophies' more then the feeling of a big wad in his back pocket. We shall see, if he is willing to take a pay cut to go to Munich, I will admit I am wrong about him in that much. However, I doubt it of the mercenary Kunt somehow. And eitherway his ego is clearly, phucking monumental.
So, what next. Sell 'the Kunt, try to make as much profit as possible on his mercenary hide? Stick him in the reserves for the next three years, assulting his international propects in the process? Whilst the former, would be of the greatest short term benefit to us, it would firmly entrnch us as cannon fodder for disreputable agents, and greedy players. There is also a question of the wider game as a whole. Already this year we have seen numerous players pushing for transfers a varying degree of dignity. Frey, Thuram, Zidane......spot a trend.....or should I say trends.
By giving into 'The Kunt' we would surely send a signal to every player, that new Ferrari is in your reach, all you have to do is stab your club in the back. I say we make a stand, stick 'the Kunt' into reserves for the rest of his contract, let the phucker rot. Sure, we may not win the title next year, sure we will be out of pocket, but there some things more important....the game itself.